Morton Anderson is sooo old

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  1. GlassHalfFull

    GlassHalfFull Subscribed Contributor

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    The falcons mb has a great thread going called Morton Anderson is so old.

    some of my favorites are:

    His first field goal was measured in cubits.

    He was a IVth round draft pick.


    And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light....
    and Morten said "Hey, I'm trying to sleep in here!"
     
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    People are looking at me with this weird look because I am busting up laughing at work. Makes the day worth while.
     
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    Funny that this thread popped up. I heard on NFLTA yesterday that he is 27 years older than Amobi Okoye. :cool:
     
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    My favorite one.

    The first time he signed with the Vikings, they made him raid England.
     
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    I forgot about that one. It is also funny that some posters got upset about the thread at one point. It is hard to imagine having that little of a sense of humor.
     
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    funny thread, thanks for posting
     
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    He was upset because he was older than Morton
     


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    mathematically impossible.
     

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