More dark humor by GP: Kubiak's Broadway Tour

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  1. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    (Set to the tune of "Tomorrow, Tomorrow")

    The back will come out, in late rounds

    Bet your season ticket that "in late rounds"

    In late rounds! In late rounds!

    We'll draft him in late rounds

    Your dream back's a draft away!
     
  2. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    This is just too easy...:spin:
     
  3. OzzO

    OzzO .. and then?

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    It's the hard fought yard for us!
    It's the hard fought yard for us!

    [KUBIAK]'Steada gains,
    [RB's]We get tripped!
    [KUBIAK]'Steada scores,
    [RB's] We get stripped!

    [ALL]
    It's the hard fought yard!
    Got no running game to speak of, so,
    It's the hard fought yard we hoe!

    [KUBIAK]Dance around,
    [RB's]'Steada of one cut!
    [KUBIAK]Empty sack
    [RB's]'Steada nuts!

    [ALL]
    It's the hard fought yard! ....



    (no I don't know the song word for word... it's a cut n paste)
     
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  4. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    I enjoyed it!

    Nice creativity, bro!

    Rep your way...
     
  5. TexansFanatic

    TexansFanatic Extremist

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    OUTSTANDING!!! :spit:
     
  6. Texecutioner

    Texecutioner Hall of Fame

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    Love these little gifs man. Keep them coming at whatever pace you can GP. Tried to rep you but you know the drill. Must wait, yada yada yada. :fans:
     
  7. buddyboy

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    Is Slaton in the third round really considered a "late round" pick?
     
  8. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

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    Onward, Upward, and back into the Trees
    :lol:

    Awesome, GP, simply awesome! Keep 'em coming. Laughter is good for the spirit. :heh:

    p.s. rep if the system would let me
     


  9. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    You have to wonder, sometimes, if any of the team comes here and finds these little photoshop gags we produce.

    I am sure, if they do, that they get a really GOOD laugh out of it.

    My goal is to do one sooooo good, that it goes viral somehow.

    I mean, Kubiak's head on Annie is just spectacular. And the Denny's menu takes it to another level.

    Time well spent, IMO.

    My wife kept pacing in front of me last night while I was making this image on my laptop. She was wearing a little nighty ( I think) and asking me if I was coming to bed, and I just kept staring at my laptop saying "Not now, honey."

    I'm just sayin'....I sacrifice a lot for you guys.
     
  10. OzzO

    OzzO .. and then?

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    Careful, or you'll find yourself in "real joker" territory, and you don't want that.
     
  11. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    I'm not familiar with the situation on RealJoker.

    But I would love for someone to elaborate!
     
  12. Insideop

    Insideop Hall of Fame

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    I believe he took a "vow of celibacy" that he would not have any sex until the Texans made the playoffs. That was 3 or 4 years ago! :mcnugget:

    If he kept his vow he ought to be ready to :firework: Well, you get the picture. :shades:
     
  13. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Wow.

    No way will I make THAT sort of commitment.

    LOL. RealJoker, you crazy.
     

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