Michael Strahan's "Alternative Lifestyle"

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  1. swisher

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    "Michael moved in with Ian in his one-bedroom apartment for the next year," Jean Strahan said. "You could say an alternative lifestyle sprouted."
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    No matter how open minded the general public and even some NFL fans might
    be, I guaraantee you football players and especially NFL football players are
    anything but open minded about this subject. And they would be even less open minded and tolerant about their peers, most of all their teammates.
    Lets see, doesn't it go something like this ? "Hell has no wrath like a woman scorned"
     
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    This is just spite on her part. My ex-witch tried the same thing when we divorced, but she was a drunkard and a fool. I'm about as far from gay as you can get ("not that there's anything wrong with it").

    One day an active player will come out of the closet. It might not be anytime soon, but I won't be surprised if it happens during our lifetimes. I just don't see what the big deal is really. It's a personal thing.
     
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    If anybody should be under suspicion, its Brett Favre....anybody else remember how quickly he fell to the ground for Strahan when he was going for the sack record? It was practically an invitation. Okay, Im done.
     
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    Come on, guys do this all the time. Michael was crashing on the couch.
     
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    There really is no doubt that Favre gave Strahan the record.
     
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    Didn't Najeh Davenport come out of the closet? Wait, he went in the closet. Nevermind.
     
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    Then he came out of the closet. (a couple of pounds lighter)
     
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    This is just stupid.
     
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    Whether he is gay or not he is one hell of a football player and a terrific ambassador for the game of football.
     
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    :O I agree with Kaiser! The hell is going on...lol j/k.

    But yeah, this is one extremely ugly divorce. Those kids don't deserve that at all. So so terrible.
     
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    I for one, think that there is something wrong with it. But, that's just my backwoods, redneck side coming out in me. :stirpot:
     
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    Strahan will probably set the sack record again this year. The opposing team will start making gay slurs at him, so he'll go after them even harder.
     
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    Pun intended?
     
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    The ex-wife now claims that by "alternative lifestyle," she meant that Strahan turned into a woman-chasing bachelor overnight.
     
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    A man should be able to walk around naked in a locker room with other men, without having to worry about a bigger man checking out his a**. :eek: :hides:
     
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    Yeah because there has never been a gay guy in the NFL!
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