Marvin Harrison might be SCREWED after 9mm gun taken from him

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  1. GP

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    Because the cops are now going to try and see if the casings match the casings found in the 2008 shooting that injured Dwight Dixon in the hand, along with a bystander (shot in the back by a stray 9mm bullet) and lastly a boy who was injured by shattered glass while sitting in a car nearby.

    Surely he would have disposed of the 9mm he had back in 2008 when the shooting happened. There's no way he would have retained it. Right?

    If he gets pegged, due to it being the 9mm used in the shooting, it will go down as maybe one of the dumbest things ever: Driving the wrong way down a street just a few blocks from where your business is located. All because of a routine stop and an observation by a police officer.

    The guy who was the original target of the 2008 shooting, Dwight Dixon, was later fatally shot in a still-unsolved crime.

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    I think the Colts shoud have to forfeit all the games they won after that 2008 shooting...:kitten:
     
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    Any significance with the number 69, Texan_Bill?

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    Well, if one is the lonliest number, then 69 has to be the happiest number...
     
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    I was in mixed company when one of our group, a really funny guy with a sharp sense of humor, made a statement to the group. He was a little drunk, no...correction: He was VERY drunk...and so he looks at the lone female in the group and asks her "You know what 69 is, right?"

    We stood there, frozen, like watching a horrific train wreck and not knowing what to do. Just FROZEN.

    She giggled, looked around, and said, "Uh, yeah."

    He then asks her "Well, do you know what 71 is?"

    She stares at him, and he doesn't even wait for her response.

    He shouts out, while giggling to himself, "It's 69 with two fingers up your _ _ _!"

    Two of the guys grabbed him and said, "Let's walk over here for awhile," and they led him to his bunk where he promptly fell asleep. Next day, he doesn't remember anything. We tell him what he said to the lady, and he just sat there and stared at the floor. "Hmmm...well, that was a good joke alright. Probably wasn't the best of timing, though, was it?" He went and found her that day and apologized. All was well.

    LOL. Oh man it was a classic moment. Etched in my memory forever. We were just all so mortified.
     
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    That is hilarious! I would have been rolling on the floor. Was she offended?
     
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    Considering she was the only lady in the group, I would say she handled it pretty well. Who knows what she really felt, though.

    The next day, when he apologized, she slapped him on the back and said she appreciated the apology but that she was never offended.

    It was a Michael Scott "cringe moment" like when you watch him do something awful in The Office and you just scrunch your face up and think "How could he SAY that?!?" LOL.
     
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    That's pretty cool, but what else could she say? Unless it was to slap him upside the head.

    Don't ever watch The Office, so I have no way to relate to this.
     
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    GP, a little more detail to your initial story (for those not familiar):

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    He was probably responsible for Domenik Hixon's injury too...:whistle:

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    My favorite is "68"......... That means: "Do me now and I'll owe you one" :D
     
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    You fluckin' cheapskate!
     
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    cant agree you more
     
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    something you say maybe right. Agree.
     
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    Hey littlecat...what do you think is a better buy. A Authentic jersey or a replica?

    I don't care jackass....STOP SPAMMING THE BOARD AND GO AWAY!!!
     

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