Mario is scared of the New York Giants and Osi Umenyiora

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  1. Shaft75

    Shaft75 Site Contributor

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    Remember this...

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    I hear Osi is still running his mouth about you Mario. He still thinks you're not top ten material. He says your whole career has been a fluke.

    What are you gonna do about it?
     
  2. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    Osi is right. Mario is a push over. A sissy. A panty waist.

    Oh wait, wrong thread. My bad.
     
  3. ArlingtonTexan

    ArlingtonTexan Moderator Staff Member

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    I know or care about Mario, but the Giants have nine sacks in the first half. Schaub and the OL need not be scared, but be prepared.
     
  4. DexmanC

    DexmanC Hall of Fame

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    The Bears flat out refused to run the ball, and have allowed the Giants
    to sell out defending the pass. The Bear's blocking SUCKS. Nice stats
    for the Giants, but a balanced offense will give it trouble.
     
  5. imatexan

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    I thought we already had a thread about Mario being a wuss and all lol!
     
  6. gtexan02

    gtexan02 Working?

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    There is zero excuse for a 9 sack performance. That is insane
     
  7. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    I believe that Alpha Sigma 768z is in alignment with Proto Aurelious 108b tonight.

    When the stars align like that it's a sure sign of offensive futility to come.
     
  8. ArlingtonTexan

    ArlingtonTexan Moderator Staff Member

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    Some pretty nice Jack & coke typing on my part. Thanks for responding.
     


  9. Brandon420tx

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  10. hradhak

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    The Bears protection really hasn't been that bad. Cutler was ridiculous. He had open receivers but they weren't far enough down field for him to throw it. We need to run it a bunch, setup play action and not hold the ball past 3 seconds
     
  11. Shaft75

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    No, this is the perfect thread. Remember when Osi flapped his gums about Mario, and the result was, I think 3 sacks, amirite?
     
  12. El Tejano

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    There is nothing wrong with creating another thread for sorry ole' Mario because on thread cannot contain his suckkage (yeah with two Ks)!
     
  13. Shaft75

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    Where was Mario at this Sunday?
     
  14. Ole Miss Texan

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    Mario is in a whole different league of DEs and Osi shouldn't even be put in the same sentence. I mean... Osi is actually good. Mario is sitting on the bubble right now about to get cut.

    I actually heard from a legitimate source within the Texans organization that they are actively trying to trade for Vince Young or Reggie Bush because they think either of them can be a better DE than Mario.
     
  15. Hardcore Texan

    Hardcore Texan Magnet Man

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    Doesn't Osi have a loaf to pinch on some chick? Apparently 3K is the going rate. :texanbill:

    The best way to slow down the pass rush is to run right at 'em.
     
  16. Pollardized

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    When asked what he thought about the Giants, mario said this was always his favorite:

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  17. Texanmike02

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    That's disturbing that you had that pic. Or that you have seen that pic and would repost it forcing me to look at it.

    Mike
     
  18. Pollardized

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    Mario likes men in drag.... They make him feel manly...
     
  19. Beer and Metal

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    Mario? Sacks?

    You'd see more sacks at a eunuch convention.
     
  20. Texan_Bill

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    :facepalm:

    That's unfortunate. :dontknowa
     

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