LORK where is the rundown on the Texans Vs Bye?

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by axman40, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. axman40

    axman40 Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    21,738
    Likes Received:
    542
    Location:
    Austin
    Just saying what is the over /under on bye throwing for ???? yards?
    :thinking::texflag:
     
  2. drewmar74

    drewmar74 disgruntled

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2006
    Messages:
    4,841
    Likes Received:
    327
    Location:
    Bayou Country
    I'm thinking the bye hangs at least 350 and two TD's on our D.
     
    mattieuk likes this.
  3. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2009
    Messages:
    28,550
    Likes Received:
    817
    Location:
    In Transit
    Expecting a big improvement this week are ya? Or is it that bye's offense is just weak?
     
  4. brakos82

    brakos82 Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2006
    Messages:
    19,852
    Likes Received:
    978
    Location:
    LOHAR (Land of Hipsters and Rain)
    Well, it is full of no-namers.
     
  5. HTown2ATX

    HTown2ATX TexansMetalhead

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2009
    Messages:
    4,431
    Likes Received:
    351
    Location:
    Austin
    Defense has watershed week and holds opposition to 0 yards. Unfortunately it ends in a tie.

    :bender: :tiphat:
     
  6. drewmar74

    drewmar74 disgruntled

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2006
    Messages:
    4,841
    Likes Received:
    327
    Location:
    Bayou Country
    That 350 number I threw out was just passing yards.....
     
  7. redwhiteANDblue

    redwhiteANDblue Color of Texans

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2009
    Messages:
    1,117
    Likes Received:
    81
    Location:
    Sugar Land
    I'm expecting Kareem Jackson to end up slipping somewhere on the field
     
  8. Texanmike02

    Texanmike02 Site Contributor

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2007
    Messages:
    8,290
    Likes Received:
    759
    This is the only time that Molden will get past "out" on the injury report. He'll get a DNP coaches decision though.. and promptly pull a hamstring in the 4th quarter.

    Mike
     


  9. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2009
    Messages:
    28,550
    Likes Received:
    817
    Location:
    In Transit
    Fify! :D
     
  10. Pollardized

    Pollardized Division Champ

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2009
    Messages:
    2,265
    Likes Received:
    457
    I bet $20.00 KJAX gets burnt this Sunday at least once.




    Maybe on his iron. Or the toaster. But rest assured, that brother will get burned......
     
  11. axman40

    axman40 Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    21,738
    Likes Received:
    542
    Location:
    Austin
    water bed heater?
    :thinking:
     
  12. devo-x

    devo-x Veteran

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2005
    Messages:
    384
    Likes Received:
    11
    Location:
    Houston, Texas
    How about an early preview of Colts Part 2? It would boost the Texans confidence to sweep the Colts this year
     
  13. GuerillaBlack

    GuerillaBlack Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2006
    Messages:
    9,220
    Likes Received:
    623
    Location:
    Montrose
    I predict Bye will throw for 325 yards and 4 TDs.
     
  14. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2006
    Messages:
    5,296
    Likes Received:
    676
    I predict the Texans will tie the worst all time bye week records. Least total offense, passing, rushing, scoring, total defense, rushing defense, scoring defense, YPA, etc.

    Fortunately they won't break any of those records.
     
  15. spurstexanstros

    spurstexanstros Texans Rising

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2006
    Messages:
    1,712
    Likes Received:
    136
    Location:
    San Antonio
    Lorks takes are great and im sure he will be back after the bye..others...

    I am wondering where the video evidence of shaub's poor play last week was
    25 for 33, 300 yds and two tds, I am sure there is evidence that he coulda done better.

    :cricket:


    ok thats what I thought. True informed analysis goes both ways..Im just sayin.
     
  16. Pollardized

    Pollardized Division Champ

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2009
    Messages:
    2,265
    Likes Received:
    457
    I found some serious trash talking from Bye this week on NSPN.

    Bye QB Ima Noshow when asked about facing the Texans secondary: "You know, I'm excited to get out there and test those young corners. I haven't seen that much burning since I joined vince young in an all night jacuzzi jack fest down on South Congress."

    Bye RB Gimpy (Ron Dayne) Directionless on the Texans pourous run D last week: "Those guys reminded me of my favorite swiss cheese fondue. Usually I just run at my O line and fall down. This week I'm expecting to run for at least 150 yards... by half time."
     
    V Man likes this.
  17. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2009
    Messages:
    28,550
    Likes Received:
    817
    Location:
    In Transit
  18. awtysst

    awtysst Draft Guru

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2005
    Messages:
    7,611
    Likes Received:
    497
    I am going to out on a limb, and say the Texans D gives up 0 yards and 0 points to the Bye offense this week. The Bye Offense has been downright dreadful this year. I will have to do some research, but I don't think they have picked up a single point, let alone a yard.

    Sadly, the Bye Defense has been lights out this year and has not given up a single yard or point. NOBODY has been able to do anything against them. I expect to see several of Bye's Defensive players in the Probowl this year. It may be early, but I am thinking they may have the Best D of all time...all time!

    So I am going to say 0-0 draw.
     
  19. V Man

    V Man Pumpkinhead

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2004
    Messages:
    2,591
    Likes Received:
    58
    Location:
    Alamo City
    You forgot to include the part where Dayne mentioned that he plans on giving one of his lineman a career-ending injury this week.:nolisten:
     

Share This Page