You know it's bad when.... ...When Clinton Portis is dressing up in his outfits at HALFTIME and playing the rest of the game as one of his characters. ...When the Texans get dropped from local coverage during the blowout games (so viewers can see a "more competitive game" elsewhere) and then you flip to DirecTV to catch the Texans but the NFL Sunday Ticket designated for Texans games is showing Dr. Phil. We DO need the counseling. ...When Richard Smith is using one of Clinton Portis' costumes to exit the stadium so that he doesn't get mugged by angry fans. ...When you keep falling for the same swing pass, screen pass, and/or bootleg every time. Hey, that wasn't funny was it? Well, Redskins fans sure are laughing about it. ...When you make an elderly man with bad legs look like a million dollars at QB, and help him break an NFL record for consecutive completions. Way to go, guys! ...When you see TV commercials featuring the Eagles, the Colts, the Redskins, or your local Boy Scout troop running circles around 22 Texans defenders that have been digitally added onto our side of the ball. ...When adult diaper commercials start their commercials off with footage of our defense allowing all those big plays, and the announcer says "Don't let THIS happen to you! Stop that leak problem with Stop-All Adult Diapers!" ...When the press conference after the game is assessed a 15-minute penalty for actually thinking that there's anything worth saying at all. I mean, honestly: You've wasted enough of our time today, just go home before Thomas Johnson gets flagged again for impersonating an NFL player.