Let's add some humor: "You know it's bad when..."

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  1. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    You know it's bad when....

    ...When Clinton Portis is dressing up in his outfits at HALFTIME and playing the rest of the game as one of his characters.

    ...When the Texans get dropped from local coverage during the blowout games (so viewers can see a "more competitive game" elsewhere) and then you flip to DirecTV to catch the Texans but the NFL Sunday Ticket designated for Texans games is showing Dr. Phil. We DO need the counseling.

    ...When Richard Smith is using one of Clinton Portis' costumes to exit the stadium so that he doesn't get mugged by angry fans.

    ...When you keep falling for the same swing pass, screen pass, and/or bootleg every time. Hey, that wasn't funny was it? Well, Redskins fans sure are laughing about it.

    ...When you make an elderly man with bad legs look like a million dollars at QB, and help him break an NFL record for consecutive completions. Way to go, guys!

    ...When you see TV commercials featuring the Eagles, the Colts, the Redskins, or your local Boy Scout troop running circles around 22 Texans defenders that have been digitally added onto our side of the ball.

    ...When adult diaper commercials start their commercials off with footage of our defense allowing all those big plays, and the announcer says "Don't let THIS happen to you! Stop that leak problem with Stop-All Adult Diapers!"

    ...When the press conference after the game is assessed a 15-minute penalty for actually thinking that there's anything worth saying at all. I mean, honestly: You've wasted enough of our time today, just go home before Thomas Johnson gets flagged again for impersonating an NFL player.
     
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  2. The Dream

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    You know it's bad when we resort to making "You Know It's Bad When" threads...lol.
     
  3. BradK10

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    You know it's bad when you live out of state and you want to call DirectTV and ask for your money back on Sunday Ticket.
     
  4. Magnahorn

    Magnahorn Rookie

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    Not funny, but;

    you know it's bad when Mark Brunell goes 24/27 for 261 and a TD, and

    Mario Williams, your number 1 overall draft choice, plays almost every down on D and participates on 3 tackles, 0 sacks, 0 hurries and 0 knockdowns!
     
  5. Wolf

    Wolf 100% Texan

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    You know it is bad when on the titans board they are talking about worst teams in the league and they forgot about the Texans and only mention them and the Raiders..

    (well that was before this game started)
     
  6. The Dream

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    you know it's funny when only one member on the entire board is still making excuses for this team sucking....I name no names.
     
  7. Marcus

    Marcus Ruthless pragmatist

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    You know it's bad when people are wanting them to tank the rest of the games before they even get to the bye week.
     
  8. Wolf

    Wolf 100% Texan

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    you know it is bad when Espn has you listed in the college ranking system just below Rutgers
     
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  9. Txn_in_FL

    Txn_in_FL Lucky 13

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    You know it's bad when Vinny is so disgusted he gets rid of his avatar.
     
  10. TexansSeminole

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    You know its bad when Dom Capers runs a route at receiver for Miami and scores.
     
  11. HomeBred_Texan

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    You know it's bad when the only pigeon flying around in a closed stadium flies directly into a brick wall trying to escape the horror...
     
  12. NederlandTexan

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    ...it's week three and we're arguing about draft picks for next years' draft.
     
  13. Hardcore Texan

    Hardcore Texan Magnet Man

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    You know it is bad when the worst part of my day is the Texans losing 3 straight instead of my Mother-in-law is moving to town. Truth be told....it is a tie. And I wish I was kidding.
     
  14. brncoz1fan

    brncoz1fan Rookie

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    You know it's bad when you post in another thread about the power of positive thinking and sticking behind your team but come to this thread and find someone else saying what you are thinking. Anyway it's probably better and cheaper to catch the game in a bar.
     
  15. The Dream

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    you know it's bad when....you're the Houston Texans.
     
  16. Texas_Thrill

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    You know its bad when the FOUNDER of the "you know its bad thread" from last season is the ONLY person on the board with some positivity left as put so subtly by THE DREAM.
     
  17. siconik

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    You know it's bad when 90% of telemarketing calls to Brady Quinn’s dorm room are Harris county realtors.
     
  18. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

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    When Rice and TSU call to scrimmage .

    When the Wide World of Sports calls for the Texans fans to be the symbol for the Agony of Defeat instead of the ski jumper busting his butt .
     
  19. The Dream

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    You know it's bad when you had more fun watching the Canadian Football League the day before.
     
  20. TexansBull

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    You know its bad when the other team says to our Defense "Lets play flag or two below touch."
     

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