LenDale arrested

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  1. Errant Hothy

    Errant Hothy Hypermediocrity

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    Titans | White arrested
    Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:51:19 -0700

    Mike Duffy, of Titans.com, reports that Titans running back LenDale White was arrested last night after an altercation with a local restaurant owner. Apparently the man, a Mr. Jimmy Wong, requested that White leave his restaurant after he consumed what Mr. Wong described as a week's worth of chicken and dumplings. Neither Mr. White nor his agent could be reached for comments.
     
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    uh-oh...LenDale and an all-you-can-eat buffet were bound to lead to this.
     
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    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    And I was worried about our "All U Can Eat" establishments whenever Ron Dayne came to town.....
     
  4. Blazing Arrow

    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    The Titans plan to starve White prior to game time then put a pork chop in T-Racs costume and stake him in the opponentÂ’s end zone. Analysts are predicting the Titans to win the super bowl by a landslide.

    The Titans only concern is finding the inevitable replacements for the T-Rac costume and person inside the uniform.
     
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    Errant Hothy Hypermediocrity

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    That migth work as long as Lendale doesn't try to eat VY in the huddle.

    A question for you though, are teh Titans having a special set of shoulder pads made to accomadate White's D cups?
     
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    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    Na they want to show them off. Report is Mario Williams is into that type of thing so the Titans feel he will "woo" (kinda like moo, hmmm) Williams, distracting him during defensive plays.
     
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    Wow. Titans arrested record this offseason is nearing Bengals territory.
     
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    Errant Hothy Hypermediocrity

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    Sorry, Mario's only got eyes for Leftwich, LenDale can't compete with that pair.
     
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    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    Did you know the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?
     
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    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    What you talking about Willus?

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    Haha this story would have me crying.
    If only we could be so lucky...
     
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    I can't find the picture of Leftwich in his white T that shows off his glorious man-boobs, but if LenDale saw them he'd be jealous.
     
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    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    I was looking for his high school photo where he is wearing a Titans jearsy. #1 fan you know?

    Why was my sig removed?
     
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    We dont allow that kind of garbage here....
     
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    Errant Hothy Hypermediocrity

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    That's the one. God I love that photo.
     
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    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    I guess not. You will just have to see him in person. Well it will probably be hard to see him since all of the Texans "fans" will be giving him a standing O in your stadium.

    This guy seems to do a good impression of him after the last game ..

    :doot:
     
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    Sounds like the Dallas Cowboys have invaded Possum Holler.
     
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    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    You have started the journey. The 1st step is admitting you have a problem.
     
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    I don't think so, I love it because it just proves that the Jags are better then teh Titans in all catergories, even man boobage.
     

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