Kubiak live conference at 3:30 today

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  1. MannyFresh

    MannyFresh El Capitan

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    I wonder what smoke and dookie this putz is going to feed us today...
     
  2. False Start

    False Start On # 69

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    Its on him. :rake:
     
  3. Second Honeymoon

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    let me guess

    Execute (Capers aint the only one)

    It's on me

    We aren't making enough plays

    Kids

    You can't make mistakes like that when you are playing a team like the Colts

    we're gonna have to get back to work and fix this thing and get ready for Jacksonville on Sunday

    We gotta give him some help

    You gotta give them credit, they made the plays when they needed them (referring to the Colts)
     
  4. Imatexanfan

    Imatexanfan Hall of Fame

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    Maybe he's resigning...:goodpost:
     
  5. FirstTexansFan

    FirstTexansFan The Unknown Fan

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    In my dream scenario, he comes out and says, "I realized yesterday I have no business being a coach, my forte' is as an offensive coordinator. Effective immediately, I resign my position, and Mike Shanahan will come in as interim coach, while I assume my chosen profession as OC".


    Hey, I can dream can't I? :)
     
  6. Imatexanfan

    Imatexanfan Hall of Fame

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    Damn pretty good there, thats what exactly he's gonna say too, hilarious...
     
  7. Imatexanfan

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    LOL I was thinking the samething:worldpeace:
     
  8. thunderkyss

    thunderkyss Salem Poor

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    Pretty much the same thing Parcells said when he was trying to turn the Cowboys around??
     


  9. brakos82

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    *mumbling in crowd*

    *McClain's forklift shows up*

    *McClain is placed in his seat*

    *McClain's forklift leaves*

    *That Mexican guy steals the mic*

    *mic is replaced by another Mexican guy*

    *McClain falls through the floor like that pizza in that one commercial*

    *Kubiak shows up drunk*

    "Hey you bunch of silly reporter people *takes a swig* Ah! You know what I did? So, this one guy was sitting down and I was... you know what? There was this one kid, about 88 or so, and he was trying to shoot me with a lazer, and I was all like *takes another swig* 'Hey! I'll bench you!' And then he was all 'Your ass.' So then during halftime..." *Kubiak passes out*
     
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  10. nunusguy

    nunusguy Hall of Fame

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    Don't forget the mirrors. Everybody including the HC needs to look in their mirror.
     
  11. hookinreds

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    Thanks for the recap. Oh...it isn't 15:30 yet, how did you do that?
     
  12. Imatexanfan

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    Hilarious rep ur way :handshake:
     
  13. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    :spit: Quality post after these 3 weeks of suck. Repped ya too
     
  14. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    Parcells first season with the Cowboys he was over .500 and in four years he took a team that had posted 3 straight 5-11 seasons and blew them up, rebuilt them, and managed to win 3 out of 4 years while he was doing it.

    Suffice to say that the words might be similar but when Parcells says these things they take on vastly different meanings. He's apologizing for not making it past the first round of the playoffs. Gary is apologizing for his team blowing a 20-7 lead while sleepwalking through the second half.
     
  15. houstonspartan

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    I'm amazed at how loud the call for his ouster has become just over the last 18 hours or so. The national media is even starting to weigh in. I don't think many people expected us to win, but there is no question there was a second half choke.

    As for the press conference, three words: "It's on me."
     
  16. TheRealJoker

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    Gary needs to explain why we ran the ball only 5 times in the second half despite averaging 5 yards per carry and holding the lead until there was 8 minutes left in the game.

    I do not care about anything else quite frankly. He can make excuses all he wants about "executing" and other coach speak. But the fact is, he harps on the running game all the time and when it finally starts working he abandons it when we need to be using it the most.

    Why are we running naked bootlegs deep in our own territory where Schaub nearly gets sacked in the endzone and the defense has clearly adjusted? Why do we stop pounding the rock when it was working so well?

    Tell us coach!!!
     
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    Co-sign. The very idea of comparing Parcels to Kubiak is laughable. When Parcels says "We need to fix this thing" you knew two things: 1) All hell would break loose behind the scenes; 2) Whatever needed to be fixed was fixed.
     
  18. Pollardized

    Pollardized Division Champ

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    I found some footage of Kubiak practicing today's press conference. He is talking about how wins seem to slip away and not being fooled by a lead.

    Strange he resembles someone else in this clip...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A
     
  19. Vinny

    Vinny shiny happy fan Staff Member

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    Everyone around the league perceives this team as talented. I think Kubiak has also given the perception that he is a good offensive coordinator but an awful head coach. These views weren't all shaped in the second half of yesterday's game. They were just further reinforced.
     
  20. Hardcore Texan

    Hardcore Texan Magnet Man

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    What you said plus this:

    It's hard to win in this league

    We have to learn to finish, 60 mins of fooseball

    It starts with the coaches

    We sent the tape into the league (referring to this week's hack job by the refs)

    And some podium thumping mixed in
     

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