Kubiak cracking a joke, really? LOL!

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  1. 76Texan

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    It's a start!
     
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    It worries me that Kubiak's joke telling is far too conservative :kitten:
     
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    Nice!
     
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    What're you saying? He runs his mouth too much instead of passing the microphone?
     
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    Well you know he has those jokes scripted - that probably came straight off that Denny's menu he carries around.
    :kubepalm:
     


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    Then when he delivers the punch line....he doesn't even look at the audience to see their reaction.
     
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    You should see his jokes in the Red Zone..........
     
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    One of his best jokes:

    "Did you hear the one about the halfback pass that walked into a defensive back's hands?...."

    And who can resist his magic tricks with the red challenge handkerchief? Now you see a timeout...now you DON'T!!! Poof!"

    LOL. This might be the best thread ever.
     
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    Strange that so few of them involve Andre Johnson....
     
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    Kubiak has nothing on Bum Phillips. Now that is a true modern day Shakespeare.

    :wadepalm:
     
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    Perhaps of been....

    Kubiak has nothing on Bum Phillips. Now that is a true modern day Shakespeare.

    :wadepalm: ==> DAD!!
     
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    Thank goodness the start of the interview went to plan - otherwise he'd have been stuck without the faith to audible to an ad-lib joke.

    Seriously though, nice to see him trying to mix it up, and it's much better than bitching about the lenient punishment and getting a fine!
     
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    Cbs feature on matt schaub (interviewed by shannon sharp.) At one point durring the interview schaub mentioned kubiak sent him a text in the offseason asking him to drive to the airport to pick up Peyton manning.
     
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    Now, that's funny, LOL!
     
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    Best Kubiak joke

    Having Kris/Chris Brown on the team. LOL
     
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    Yup and the players are laughing inspite of Kubiak's jokes, not because of them...:pop:
     

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