Kenny Britt Proving to be a Problem......

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    ........not only to NFL defenses, but now also to Hillbilly Haven.

     
  2. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    Man what a idiot.

    Evading the police? Seriously?

    Although I do give him some credit...

    It's not mine. > Do you know who the hell I am?!?
     
  3. kiwitexansfan

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    Yeah, is it at all surprising the non-NFL player happened to be the one to be possessing the weed?
     
  4. HoustonFrog

    HoustonFrog Dallas Frog

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    Here is my version of what happened:

    Kenny Britt Evades Police So they Didn't Get His Weed

    AP: Titans wide receiver Kenny Britt was arrested on three charges Tuesday after a car chase in his hometown of Bayonne, N.J., a Bayonne police department official said Tuesday night.

    Sgt. James Kuklinski said Britt was charged with eluding a police officer, lying to an officer hindering apprehension and obstructing governmental function following a stop. Eluding an officer is a third-degree felony; the other two charges are misdemeanors, Kuklinski said.

    His Porche was clocked going 71 in a 50. The minute Britt realized his weed was on him and was about to be arrested he tried to outrun the cops. When the cops found he and his friend exiting the car Britt used the "it isn't my car" excuse. Later this excuse was downgraded from the "it wasn't my car" to the "I wasn't driving" excuse. He also offered his friend cash to say the weed was his.
     
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  5. CloakNNNdagger

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    We must forgive Kenny. For he has the unfortunate plight of having to deal with a bad case of the SHITS (Severe Head In Tuckus Syndrome).:wadepalm:
     
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    hehe, what an ***** :)
     
  7. steelbtexan

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    Spot ON
     
  8. Norg

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    Dumb kenny he should of had the weed dilvered to his house ..... :P
     
  9. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Isn't he from Rutgers? Aren't they usually smarter than this? Hmm, maybe too much time spent with Chris Johnson?
     
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    Pacman...Vince... Britt. Hell, even Haynesworth when he was there (remember him stomping Andre Gurode in the face a few years back?).

    All these dudes are former 1st round picks that while talented, can't seem to understand that they are in the big boys world now & need to grow up.

    And to think we're killing the texans about some of thier picks? Tennessee is quickly becoming the Cincinati Bengals of the south....................:hurrah:
     
  11. CloakNNNdagger

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    Bars may be his next stop.:wadepalm:

     
  12. Thorn

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    Stupid drug users. If you are going to do drugs at least have the common sense to act normally when you are transporting it. Gawd.
     
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    Rogert Goodell, paging Roger Goodell.......
     
  14. CloakNNNdagger

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    From the Tennessean.

    David Climer: Titans' Britt starts to look like Pacman-in-waiting

     
  15. Lucky

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    Julius Jones doesn't make it past the 8th pick.
     
  16. Carr Bombed

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    :wadepalm:


    :)
     
  17. b0ng

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    That would be preferred in my opinion. The more offensive players drafted in the top 10 the better.
     
  18. CloakNNNdagger

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    The Tacks are essentially left with only 2 options..............drafting a QB or WR.........and if they choose the WR route, filling the QB spot with an impact player will at best be an iffy crap shoot where they have their greatest need for reliability and stability. I almost feel bad for Munch..........(then I'm reminded of Bud).......NOT!
     
  19. CloakNNNdagger

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    Some players just need a bubble to live in...........it's not their fault they were born stupid.

    Britt’s dad wants Kenny out of New Jersey
    Sometimes, you just need to make smart decisions about your friends. Like when I found myself in a similar position and refused to bail out Lucky after he beat the heck out of Carr Bombed, then tried to stab him to death with a toothpick. You won't catch ME making Britt-like life decisions.:wild:
     
  20. Lucky

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    That was a "virtual" toothpick. And Carr Bombed has recovered nicely.

    No, no, no! You put the guy in cement boots, then throw him into the Hudson. These kids today can't get anything right.
     

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