Jerrah jones: I want me some glory hole

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  1. Stemp

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    http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/cowboys/2012/07/jones-says-cowboys-seek-return-to-glory-hole-days-of-yesteryear.html
     
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    I hate to ask, but just can't resist. What exactly is a glory hole? :hides:
     
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    LOL, now I am really sorry I asked

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    I think we can safely say that THAT is the most hilarious media blunder that any sports person has ever said. Ever.

    Can we go ahead and take a vote on that?

    Geez. What a sad day for Cowboys fans. LOL.
     
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    Yeah.....Glory Hole.......even Matty Ice was shocked at that one.

    Perhaps if Jerra has some background in mining or deep sea oil well type stuff that could have been the term he was meaning.
    http://www.greatmining.com/glory-hole.html

    But for humors sake, lets go with the "other" version.
     


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    This explains why Jerrah wanted that hole in the roof of his new stadium. :kitten:
     
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    There is no way that his memeber is that big. Besides, is that his way of telling God to suck it? Maybe it is and that's why they've gone down the tube for over a decade....:thinking:
     
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    Someone could really do something funny here with Photoshop ... however I would not even dare to Google "glory hole" images for fear it would show some occupied.

    Edit: See above post ..lol. Thankfully I didn't have to do that.
     
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    Well, my eyes are burning at the $hit I had to sift through to find these images. I need to go make myself throw up and pour bleach in my eyes, but other than that, I don't think there will be any long term effects.
     
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    Can we end the thread on this one? None will surpass it:

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    There is no way the Jerrah isn't delusional enough to believe that his member is that big.......
     
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    This is true.
     
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