I've taken a vow until the Texans make the playoffs...

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  1. TheRealJoker

    TheRealJoker Hall of Fame

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    If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

    PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

    -Chad from Conroe.

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  2. whiskeyrbl

    whiskeyrbl Guest

    A little drastic don't ya think?
     
  3. The Pencil Neck

    The Pencil Neck Subscribed Contributor

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    So...

    You're saying that you didn't have any real prospects of having sex in the next couple of months so you might as well make it look like a conscious choice?

    Good move.
     
  4. MissouriTexan

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  5. TheRealJoker

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    I'll explain tomorrow but I will say that I am universally recognized by females everywhere as moderately good looking ;)
     
  6. Tailgate

    Tailgate Fall of Hame

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    Don't do it man. Although... this is one vow that nobody will blame you if you break it.
     
  7. DiehardChris

    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    The pickins' are pretty slim in Conroe anyway, LOL.
     
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    Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do, it is usually something unusual.
     
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    You must spread some reputation around...
     
  10. utahmark

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    you cant get a date with that green A$$ skin of yours anyway!!!!!
     
  11. alphajoker

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    Don't take this the wrong way man but...are you a moron? Why wouldn't you want a piece if the opportunity presents itself?
     
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    Wellll CHAD!! At 20 y/o you should be celebate anyway!! Stay as devoted to a female as you are to the Texans, and you should have a very promising, lifetime relationship with someone who shares your passion!!:doot:
     
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    Why not shave your back or give up Snickers instead?
     
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    Is this limited to celibacy(other) or does it include celibacy(self)?
     
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  15. TEXANRED

    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    That is swell and all but you do know the season has another four months don't you?
     
  16. kcdoubleeagle

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    Will it make a difference :brickwall: :brickwall: if they don't make the playoffs for another decade?:brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:
     
  17. Htownsportsfan

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    My thoughts exactly!
     
  18. gg no re

    gg no re iggnorent

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    TRJ this is madness!

    (someone better follow this up correctly)
     
  19. Cjeremy635

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    Females........in your household? Immediate family doesn't count and your cousins only count in Kentucky & Tennessee. I think it's a crazy move, the Texans are an extreme long shot to make the play offs. I don't know you though, it could be an extreme long shot to get you laid.:cool: You should have gone the David Carr's dad way and grew a tight mullet. That will help ease your tention and increase your chances with the chicks. I mean jeez, look at this dude:

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  20. BattleRdMatador

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    20 years strong, who needs a vow?
     

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