Is there a more impressive physical specimen in sports than Mario?

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  1. TheRealJoker

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    I dont think there is and this isn't thinking as a Homer either. I honestly cant think of anyone else in any sport near his measurables:

    6'7" 295 pounds. 4.66 40 yard dash, 10-foot broad jump, a 40.5-inch vertical leap and 35 reps in the 225-pound bench press.

    That is just plain beastly for a man of his stature.

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  2. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    Hey, he is single. You're single. Maybe you might want to give him a call. :cool:
     
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    DOES NOBODY RESPECT MY VOW?!?!?!

    j/k...:panic:
     
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    I posted this in the ill fated male version of the hottie thread.
     
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    i recall a long time ago being really impressed with demarcus ware, but i can't swear it.
     
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    OMGZ!! OMGZ!! CALVIN JOHNSONZ!!11!!1!

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  7. nunusguy

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    I saw the guy at one of last years practices when the team wasn't wearing
    pads. The guy has an amazing physique. And his body fat must be in a category of its own for really big men like him in the NFL.
    And even though he had tremendous muscular definition and proportionality, the most striking thing about his appearance to me was that he really looked more like a basketball player than a football player.
     
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    I was behind him in line at Petsmart. We chatted about dogs, he has pitbulls (I hope he has a good fence). Anyway, I can vouch for his physique.
     


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    I hear his nickname is the Ponderosa.
     
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    I don't know if you remember this guy...Alonzo Spellman. He stood 6' 4" and almost 300 lbs of shredded beef. He was a physical freak for the bears, but bipolar disease took its toll on him.

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    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    Not even past the first page and already this thread is derailed past the point of no return.
     
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    No ?
     
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    The discussion is fine, but gimme a break on all of the photos. Its really getting pretty faggie.
     
  15. DiehardChris

    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    I can't recall anyone being more physically imposing in the NFL than Greg Lloyd... but Mario's up there.
     
  16. TEXANRED

    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    If we are going to discuss past than Reggie White and LT have got to be 1a and 1b.
     
  17. krocket

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    Excuse me: Did I stumble into the GAYS for TEXANS forum ? :jk:
     
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  19. DiehardChris

    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    Wow. I guess I'm naive, but I'm pretty shocked at the homophobia on this board. Silly me. I expect that in the religion forum, but here? Come on.
     
  20. YellerLotYeller

    YellerLotYeller nice marmot

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    I wouldnt say that in this thread.....
     

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