In honor of Texans-Titans week....

Discussion in 'The Blazing Arrow "Rivalry Talk"' started by Texans_Chick, Sep 17, 2008.

  1. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2004
    Messages:
    7,282
    Likes Received:
    1,071
    I'm not much one for smack.
    however....

    To provide for some epic smack, I put the UnCut Video that I did about the origins of the Titans name on YouTube for the first time. So that more NFL fans all over the league can derive humor at the Titan's expense.

    Here is the link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiH4-h4o6Us

    If you have a YouTube account, I invite you leave a comment.

    In sum, you don't know who will win this weekend. But one way or another, the Titans will always be named after the product of mother fornication. They are inbred, incestuous, child eaters who were eventually defeated. Oh, and they have meddling cheapazz vulgarian possum headed Bud Adams as their owner.

    That is undeniable. In fact, it may not be smack at all. It is just truth.
     
  2. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2005
    Messages:
    19,814
    Likes Received:
    1,353
    Location:
    Houston
    Titan fans will never see this because they only get to use the computer at the auto parts store which they work at .
     
  3. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy Rookie

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2007
    Messages:
    21
    Likes Received:
    8
    Yet despite all this they still find the time to drop by once a year and expose your aborted afterbirth of a football franchise for the laughing stock it really is... I'm thinking that must be a little irksome.

    Remind Matt that just because he closes his eyes, it doesn't mean it's not going to hurt...
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2005
    Messages:
    19,814
    Likes Received:
    1,353
    Location:
    Houston
    I'm thinking we were 8-8 and picked 18th in the draft . Let's see ... take off your shoes titan dude we're gonna do some guzintoo ... 32-18 = 14 . That means less than half the league picked after us .

    Oh yeah ... why do you have an Oiler photo there ? Are you from Houston ? If not you know nothing about the Oilers .
     
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2008
  5. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy Rookie

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2007
    Messages:
    21
    Likes Received:
    8
    I think the fact that you're bragging about your 8-8 record speaks volumes... if you're a good boy, and eat all your vegetables, perhaps one day you guys might actually finish a season with a winning record (okay, yeah, probably not... but don't be afraid to dream big).

    Yeah, yeah... Bud is Satan. If I don't live in Houston I couldn't possibly know how badly Bud screwed you guys... yadda yadda yadda....snore. Wake me up when you're done whining. Note to Houston: If you act like a bunch of bitches, don't be shocked when someone bends you over.

    And really, shouldn't you be bitching about the sorry franchise you have now rather than yet and still, complaining about losing ours.
     
    Bipolar The Titan likes this.
  6. jaayteetx

    jaayteetx Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2005
    Messages:
    3,583
    Likes Received:
    240
    Location:
    Albuquerque,NM
    Smack talk is one thing, being a complete a$$, thats another. Go away troll.
     
    Bipolar The Titan likes this.
  7. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2005
    Messages:
    19,814
    Likes Received:
    1,353
    Location:
    Houston
    1. We're not that sorry ... that's the point .

    2. F$%^$^ ck Bud ... I'm glad he's gone . He's like the Pirates and Barry Bonds . They'd rather lose without him than win with him . Bud was and still is more worried about money than winning .

    3. The one saving grace for your franchise is Jeff Fisher ... a top 3 coach in this league . VY may end up screwing him out of his year .

    4. Oh how does VY over Mario look now ... Bud should have gone with the local boy . He could have traded back to get him but noooooo ... I'll show Houston . Nothing like a QB with a 6 test score having a meltdown .

    5. So ... do you really know anything about the Oilers ? Have you shook Earl's hand ? Did you watch McNair's first NFL action against the Lions or have an Oiler playoff party or you just a pretender who's been involved with the NFL for 10 years ?
     
  8. DiehardChris

    DiehardChris You betcha!

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2007
    Messages:
    3,808
    Likes Received:
    398
    Location:
    Back in Houston


  9. LonerATO

    LonerATO Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2006
    Messages:
    2,921
    Likes Received:
    90
    Location:
    No longer stuck in SA Town
    The Titans have or never will be the Houston Oilers
     
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2008
  10. LonerATO

    LonerATO Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2006
    Messages:
    2,921
    Likes Received:
    90
    Location:
    No longer stuck in SA Town
    lmao
     
  11. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2005
    Messages:
    19,814
    Likes Received:
    1,353
    Location:
    Houston
    In Titanville the klan was referred to as the fox hunt club .

    Anywho war Buford Pusser and also I'd like to dedicate this video to VY .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAcvzFHj05w&feature=related

    Hey buoy ... where did you go ... geez ... well go milk the chickens and come back tomorrow night .
     
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2008
  12. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2005
    Messages:
    19,814
    Likes Received:
    1,353
    Location:
    Houston
  13. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Messages:
    48,675
    Likes Received:
    2,089
    Location:
    Houston. Mediocrity Lives Here!!
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Sep 18, 2008
  14. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Messages:
    48,675
    Likes Received:
    2,089
    Location:
    Houston. Mediocrity Lives Here!!
  15. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Messages:
    48,675
    Likes Received:
    2,089
    Location:
    Houston. Mediocrity Lives Here!!
  16. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2004
    Messages:
    7,282
    Likes Received:
    1,071
    Blahditty blah blah blah blah.

    Notice you don't deny that your owner named your team after the products of mother fornication, etc.

    Wins and losses change from year to year, but you will have the Bud and his offspring (until at some point the figure out that like they need to sell the team to a bigger market that they can make more money) and you will always be named after a repulsive Greek myth.

    And, I will be always happy that opposing fans will be able to use this YouTube to smack on you guys for eternity. Such is the beauty of film. :cool:
     
  17. Bipolar The Titan

    Bipolar The Titan cow pattie chunkin' champ

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2007
    Messages:
    250
    Likes Received:
    55
    Location:
    Chattanooga, TN
    actually, my friend here has been a loyal Oilers fan since forever. He's from Ontario so excuse his "I'm a arsecavern and proud of it persona"... but you know, you could tell this actual game attending season ticket holder that and get away with it... it really depends on how narrow the definition of "involved" is though.

    Making assumptions can make one look a bit silly. 'buoy isn't even American.
     
  18. Tedc

    Tedc Hardheaded

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Messages:
    5,299
    Likes Received:
    349
    Location:
    Bull Pen
    I heard that about your fans.

    Speaking of anal sex, how is your 8 million dollar sausage "buoy" doing?
     
  19. Bipolar The Titan

    Bipolar The Titan cow pattie chunkin' champ

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2007
    Messages:
    250
    Likes Received:
    55
    Location:
    Chattanooga, TN
  20. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2004
    Messages:
    33,499
    Likes Received:
    3,168
    Location:
    Onward, Upward, and back into the Trees
    Your franchise has been around for decades and has the same number of Super Bowl trophies as our six year old team. What is your definition if 'sorry' if your own standard defines the term itself?

    It's really unbecoming of a lowlife troll to show his ass and lack of class, but it's obviously what you excel at, so I suppose that we're seeing the best of you right now.

    Enjoy your fat slug of an owner. I look forward to laughing at the plight of Neckville when he decides to take the team elsewhere, especially because you know the NFL would never give you an expansion team. The only way you could ever get a team is through theft, which speaks volumes of your franchise and fanbase. You embraced a scumbucket owner and suckle like little piglets at his teats. Man, talk about indicative nature of things. That says it all.
     

Share This Page