I'm sorry- our Losses are MY fault!

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  1. Ole Miss Texan

    Ole Miss Texan Hall of Fame

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    This is a thread for why our losses are our fault...mainly my fault. So I would like to apologize to all Texans fans for the losses we've had...and here's why.

    Tampa Bay preseason game- I wore my Battle Red Mario Williams jersey for the first time watching the Texans.....LOSS

    Indianapolis Colts- I wore my Battle Red Mario Williams jersey for the 2nd time watching the Texans.....LOSS

    Atlanta Falcons- I bought a new Liberty White Matt Schaub jersey to get rid of my jersey curse...watched the Texans for the first time in this jersey....LOSS

    Jacksonville Jaguars- Again I wore my Liberty White Matt Schaub jersey just to witness our team incur yet another.... LOSS


    Every regular season game I havn't worn a jersey while watching...we've won. Every game I've worn a jersey, we've lost.

    Are there others out there to blame? or is it just me :(
     
  2. bah007

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    Why are you doing this to us??

    Cut it out!

    Wear a polo or somethin.
     
  3. J-Russ

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    We were 2-0 this year when I went to the bar to watch the game (5-1 last year). My fault guys I'm just too cheap, don't want to spend extra money on gas and food when I can just stay home and watch it.

    I didn't do my job as a fan and let the team down :(
     
  4. brakos82

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    5-1 when I sit in my chair (including '06)

    3-0 when I play poker with red chips on Friday.

    2-0 when I clean the bathroom.

    3-1 when I wear my Texans pin.

    1-3 when I say we should win. :gun:

    2-0 when Denver wins. :shades:

    2-0 when I wear my Mario jersey (mine's blue though)
     
  5. TD

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    Its my fault. Houston sports teams are 0 - 2,461 when I believe they'll win.
     
  6. brakos82

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    Cheer for Dallas then... :shades:
     
  7. texanmojo

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    You are all FIRED... :)
     
  8. Speedy

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    Then I strongly suggest you move your chair and play poker in the bathroom while you wear your Mario jersey while cleaning it. And don't ever say we'll win.
     


  9. Andrew6

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    Love it. Rep your way.
     

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