I know how to fix this!!

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by Perki-Perk, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Perki-Perk

    Perki-Perk DieHard Texan!

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    We need the Chron to run a front page "Choke City" story combined with our team repping in Battle Red throughout the playoffs!!

    Surefire recipe for winning!
     
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  2. EllisUnit

    EllisUnit Serving Koolaid

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    Have the team pick up and move to LA.....









    Yeah bad joke ;)
     
  3. rush2112mn

    rush2112mn All Pro

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    Have a big tombstone with RIP HOUSTON TEXANS "ONE AND DONE....2012-2013"
     
  4. Perki-Perk

    Perki-Perk DieHard Texan!

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    I'm guessing nobody got the choke city reference...or the humor in this place has fizzled out badly...
     
  5. Say Watt

    Say Watt Site Contributor

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    I'm pretty sure every Houstonian over the age of 20 knows the reference. But yeah, the humor probably has fizzled out for the next few days.
     
  6. FR0497

    FR0497 Rookie

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    This team has a great chance to revive Clutch City in Houston.
     
  7. DX-TEX

    DX-TEX #BattleFightin

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    Rudy t! Rudy t! Rudy t!
     
  8. HTown2ATX

    HTown2ATX TexansMetalhead

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    This Texans team doesn't have half the balls that the Rockets had in their peak! Couldn't hold their collective jocks. They need personalities with the abilities that go along with them translated on the football field as a Mad Max, Mario Ellie and his Kiss of Death, Dream, etc, etc

    Instead we have a Yao at QB (always "almost there" never quite making it) and a T-Mac at head coach "It's all on me"........ :rolleyes:

    :gun:

    Would love to be wrong....but this is what we have seen so far if you peak over the rim of the rose colored glasses.
     


  9. Texan_Touchdown

    Texan_Touchdown Rookie

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    There's only one way to fix this and that's to beat the crap out of the Bengals sat.
     
  10. Perki-Perk

    Perki-Perk DieHard Texan!

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    Watt is our Hakeem, but unfortunately Mad Max has been on the IR since week 5 and our Mario Ellie is all gimped out right now.
     

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