Hollywood Season

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  1. Sideline

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    Bad luck seems to be haunting the Texans so far this season. We finnally look like we have it all together and we are hit by another injury. However, how good an episode of America's game is this going to make.

    At the start of the season we lose our 2010 league leading NFL rusher - Ben Tate, fresh from IR fills in nicely and forms a great double headed attack with Arian Foster when he returns.

    We lose our defensive leader Mario Williams for the season - We plug in Brooks Reed and become the #1 Defense in the NFL.

    We lose the best player on our team, Andre Johnson, for a significant portion of the season - It doesn't really effect us and we are still sitting at 7-3.

    We lose our starting Quarterback for a considerable amount of time perhaps the season - Downtroden former first round pick Matt Leinart comes in and revitilises his career and gets us into the playoffs leaving Kubiak with a tough choice of who to start in the final stretch. Kubiak makes the decision and goes with __________ who leads us to Superbowl glory.

    This my friends is a year where it looks like fate is dealing us blow after blow, but in actuality it is just writing the perfect script for a Hollywood ending.
     
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    Loving the spirit. Time to prove the media what the Texans are made of. :bravo: Going 13-3 is a very reasonable possibility. "Amid speculation that Schaub could be out for the season with a broken foot, Kubiak said the injury was still being evaluated."
    Walking boot while playing?
     
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    Ill can just imagine the SI commercial on the "MIRACLE SEASON...the 2011 Houston Texans"
     
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    That would probably only be seen in Houston.
     
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    No, it would be blacked out in Houston and only seen in Beaumont and Port Arthur.
     
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