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  1. PapaL

    PapaL Loose Screw

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    A little something to start off a new week...

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    John Madden was in Green Bay to announce a football game one weekend
    when he noticed a special telephone near the Packers ' bench. He asked
    QB Favre what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
    John asked if he could use it. Favre replied, 'Sure, but it will cost
    you $200. John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could
    use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200.
    John's picks were perfect that week.The next week, John was in
    Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Colts
    bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Manning told him, 'It's
    a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will cost you $500.'
    Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the
    call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

    Last weekend, John was in Houston , when he noticed the same kind of telephone
    by the Houston bench. He asked Matt Schaub, 'Is that the hotline to God?' Matt said,
    'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents.' John looked incredulously
    at Schaub and said, 'Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Green Bay and $500 in Indianapolis
    to use the same phone to God! Why do the Texans only charge 50 cents ?

    Matt replied, 'Because in Houston, it's a local call...Welcome to God's Country.'.................
     
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  2. mancunian

    mancunian Daleks Rule

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    And I thought Scotland was God's country - looks like I was diddled by the Church I was in....
     
  3. texanfan2002114

    texanfan2002114 Subscribed Contributor

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    Nice post!! rep!!
     
  4. Mike Kerns

    Mike Kerns LYSB Podcast

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    Very nice :texflag:
     

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