"Freakout" Faggins' Pre-owned autos

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    HI EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME!? I'M PETEY FAGGINS! I USED TO PLAY CORNERBACK FOR YOUR HOUSTON TEXANS! NOW I'M SELLING THE BEST PREOWNED CARS IN THE CITY OF HOUSTON!!! MY DEDICATED SALES STAFF AND I ARE FREAKIN' OUT AND DETERMINED TO GET YOU IN ONE OF OUR CARS! OUR PRICES ARE INSANE! WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD!!! COME ON DOWN TO "FREAKOUT" FAGGINS' PREOWNED AUTOS!!! TELL 'EM DREAD-HEAD SENT YOU! OUR PRICES WILL FREAK...YOU...OUT!

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