Got this email..LMAO Brett Favre's Daily Planner: * Jan 24 Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances. * Jan 25 Announce that Its highly unlikely youll come back to play again in 2010. * Feb 1 Get interviewed for Peter Kings MMQB column. Tell him no decision has been made, but Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year. * Feb 1-9 Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future. * Feb 10 Leak to John Clayton Im retiring. * Feb 11 Deny reports about my retirement. * Feb 15 Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Dont forget to say I dont have anything left and I gave it everything I had. * Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch Brett Favre Tribute Week on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net. * March 1 Call Adam Schefter to start second thoughts rumors. * March 2 Deny second thoughts. * March 15 Dinner with Chilly. * March 16 Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say This is the best Ive felt in 10 years. * March 20 Call in with Mike & Mike. Insist youre not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level. * April 22-24 NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because youre done. * April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp. * May 30 Have agent call Zigi Wulf re: new contract. * June 1 Tell Jason LaCanfora Im not sure about coming back. * July 24 Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana. * Aug 24 Sign record contract. * Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press Im here to win. Say you dont want the focus to be on you. Cry.