Fat Albert has a Strained Butt

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  1. brakos82

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    When Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth took a cart ride in the first half of Sunday's loss to the Lions, it didn't look good. Especially when he draped a towel completely over his head, like a guy who was doing a perp walk.

    But Haynesworth returned, and it was called a hip injury.

    Technically, it was a butt injury.

    "He actually has a strained glut," Zorn said of Haynesworth, in comments distributed by the team. "It's high up on his hip I think he's going to be fine."

    So, basically, the guy who has from time to time been a pain in the ass now has a pain in the ass.

    Seems about right.

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    Couldn't have happened to a better guy!
     
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    he must have dropped the pink fire Frank Bush soap .....
     
  4. Goatcheese

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    So he is literally butt hurt over the Lions beating them?
     

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