Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009

Discussion in 'Mock Draft Talk' started by HoustonFrog, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. HoustonFrog

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    I love these..........hate to make fun of one of my guys but it has to be done

    http://walterfootball.com/draft2009emmitt.php

     
  2. BigBull17

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    This is awfull. What do you expect from a Cowboy...?

    Edit: Guess I should check a link. I thought this is just what Emmit wrote. SOunds about right.
     
  3. HoustonFrog

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    LOL..its a joke with Waltersfootball. As a Cowboy fan I feel bad laughing but the guys TV days brought it upon himself.:wacko:
     
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    This just made my morning!

    "Second, ESPN terminationed me from broadcasting on their TV for unjustible reason. They say I cannot communicate with public. Well, if you readin' this mark draft, I am communicationing just fine, thank you. Third, I ask out Suzy Colbert after I got fire, and she said, "I do not date unemployed folk." And third, my namesakes, Andre Smith do a bad job at the Combine."

    :spit:
     
  5. HoustonFrog

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    I just spit reading this

     
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    Holy crap! That Garcia stuff is freakin' hilarious.
     
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    Who is this Owen David he speaks of? I only know Owen Daniels!
     
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    A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
     


  9. threetoedpete

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    You know, someone who loves him should just tell him point blank to go back and get some school work in. I mean at first it was a good joke. But now, it's so sad as to be heart breaking. I hate the cowboys. But surly someone close to him would have some love and confront him on it. Emmit, your english language arts work is just horrible. Everytime you post this crap.....it makes you look like the village *****. Go hire someone and get coached up. Marshal Faulk ought to be in the chair right next to him.
     
  10. ObsiWan

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    Emmitt could sue these guys if how they project his "communication skills" wasn't so close to reality. Its a good thing Dancing with the Stars didn't involve speaking.

    What was ESPN thinking?

    Then again, Mike Ditka's still there and his communication skills aren't exactly on the FDR or Daniel Webster level either.
     

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