Drunk Texans Talk

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by JB, Mar 1, 2017.

  1. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Too busy with drumk to tell other drunks how drumk I am
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    cuppacoffee Resident Grouch

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    Anyone know where I can get a new keyboard cheap?

    :coffee:
     
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  4. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Amazon/drumksRus/cheap.com
     
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    cuppacoffee Resident Grouch

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    Found a nice calculator thanks

    :coffee:
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Don't any of you a-holes dare tell me I'm alone...

    fk, didz i rally mamage ro tpope thutr?
     
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    ObsiWan Site Contributor

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    I don't know about 'alone' but I don't know anyone from this planet who can translate that last sentence of yours
    :D
     
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    Rich Schmidt Myopicone

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    did I really manage to type that Best guess, only two michelob ultras to help
     
  9. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Damnme but lessons learned are tough
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    You think your opinion matters? This ain't no April Fools bro...

    It's Friday night BTW
     


  11. Scooter

    Scooter Funky

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    Oops, I got drunk enough to accidentally log in.
     
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    austins23 Hall of Fame

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    Drunk... gonna go get another drink. Probably won’t go to work tomorrow...
    Just wanted to bump the thread, but I am drunk
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    FK, this MB makes me want to get drumker than even FB does to me

    FK my life and punt me to 25 yrs ago
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Best time of the year to stay drumk you lightweights
     
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    austins23 Hall of Fame

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    See you in a couple of hours in here. Still at work. I should be drunk at work in order to put up with these turds..
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Wake me up when you get here
     
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    austins23 Hall of Fame

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    You got it. Although the screams of disappointment when the Texans make its first pick tonight ought to do the trick.
     
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    austins23 Hall of Fame

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    Here, drunk... I like these whiskey buzzes
     
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    austins23 Hall of Fame

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    The colts can suck it
     
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    Did Ryan Griffin post in here last night?
     

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