Dre says you'll have to cut off my leg for me not to play Sunday....

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  1. Air Canada

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    Man that's a football player.
     
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    On the NFL Gameday show, during EVERY AJ highlight, Deion Sanders says,
    "That's a MAN right there." When Rich Eisen talked about the trainers
    having to hide Dre's helmet to prevent him from going back into the game,
    Deion said, "'Cause he's a MAN, that's why."
     
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    What a badass, he oozes badassness, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Andre Johnson at night.
     
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    This.:aikido:
     
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    I'm pretty sure Mr. T refuses to go into a dark alley if Andre Johnson has been sighted in the area.
     
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    What more can you ask to a MAN like this!

    Go AJ!!!
    Go Texans!!!
     
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    AJ does not feel pain

    :splits:
     


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    NNNOOOOO!!! BRING ME HIS LEG!!!

    Good deal. I am anxious to see a great reciever against our secondary. Seriously, it will be nice to see if they are as good as they have appeared the last few game.
     
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    Must spread the rep. Someone get a positive to this fool for me!
     
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    I'd like to see what AJ would do to someone trying to cut off his leg. :runaway:
     
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    They once tried to make an Andre Johnson brand of toilet paper.

    Only one problem: the toilet paper wouldn't take crap from anyone.
     
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    Andre would never vote for Obama.

    Because Obama votes for him.
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    at any given moment, there's a 50/50 chance that andre johnson is banging your sister.
     
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    Now we know it was A.J. beneath the mask.
     
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    With all the positive things being said, it makes me suspicious that the Texans are just trying to make the Bills prepare for AJ, with the knowledge he won't be able to start this week.
     
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    AJ's home doesn't have door... AJ wants through walls or Arizona Cardinals to go where he wants:specnatz:
     
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    "I don't feel pain"

    He said it. Badass.
     
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    That's the most I've ever heard him talk at one time. Who knows, he may have a career in broadcasting after his NFL playing time is over.

    :sarcasm:

    No, but seriously, I'm glad that he feels good and I have a feeling he will be ready to go on Sunday. He's a pretty honest cat.
     

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