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  1. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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  2. TexansFanatic

    TexansFanatic Extremist

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    Sad but true.
     
  3. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Look, sometimes we need an injection of humor.

    Hopefully the mods will allow me to sporadically post some photoshopped items every now and then when we need a quicker-picker-upper.
     
  4. imatexan

    imatexan Hall of Fame

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    Ya I wouldn't call this a picker uper:shades:

    I might add it is creative, props.
     
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  5. hookinreds

    hookinreds Hall of Fame

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    Chuckle...
     
  6. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

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    Is the Texans logo close to Uranus in that picture? :um:
     
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    eriadoc Texan-American

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    Only if you've continued to pay for this product.
     
  8. JDizzle

    JDizzle I'm a dude

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    drewmar74 disgruntled

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    That's hilarious GP. :doot:
     
  11. GuerillaBlack

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    can't stand Kubes.
     
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  12. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Niiiiiiiiicely done.

    Rep your way. All day. Every day.
     
  13. Malloy

    Malloy Site Contributor

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    DING DING DING we have a winner! :)
     
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    Wow that's too funny. Rep!

    And it's dead on!:gun:
     
  15. Big Lou

    Big Lou Stop Clowning

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    That is by far the funniest thing I've seen since sundays nightmare.

    I got no cool pictures, so I can't top that but I propose that the Defense put 7-9 Defensive Ends/Line Backers on the field this week, the other 2-4 Players would be be our biggest Corners. The Corners will jam the WR's at the line and the other 7-9 will rush the passer or try to stop the run.

    If the Titans Offense gets to the second level they'll score, but hey what's so different from last week. If they don't get to the second level then its a tackle for a loss or a sack.

    Worst case we lose. Best case we win because the Defense dominates, Big Lou is named the new Texans Coordinator, we go to the Super Bowl for the next 10 years, I go to the hall of fame, Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
     
  16. JDizzle

    JDizzle I'm a dude

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    Here are the blank versions. Have fun!
     

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