Dom's press conference tomorrow should be interesting

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  1. Reddevil63

    Reddevil63 Hall of Fame

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    "When you win the takeaway/giveaway battle you usually win the.... wait"

    "When you can get pressure on the QB you usually win the.... wait"

    "When you can run the ball 30+ times you usually win the.... wait"


    "Well Im out of ideas"
     
  2. Bubbajwp

    Bubbajwp All Flopper

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    How about
    "were going to comeback next week and run the ball".
     
  3. z0rpAn

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    "We are gonna make changes and come better prepared next week."

    Translation:
    "I wonder if we need to switch the T.V. set to the Power Rangers or the Flinstones during the next practice."
     
  4. uofmgriz

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    I'd like to thank the Texans Organization for my Performance Bonus and my 5 year contract extention *laughing*
     
  5. rdbrem

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    Question by the press: 'Dom, what do you think of your team's exxecution tonight?'

    Dom Capers: 'I'm in favor of it'
     
  6. gtexan02

    gtexan02 Working?

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    Has anyone here ever played madden? Ever franchise I start, Capers retires after the 05 season or the 06 season, and his caption for retiring is always "PLayoffs?!? No one ever told me there were playoffs!"

    Meanwhite "NE Coach" always retires saying "I don't have any fingers left for rings!"

    How approrpriate
     
  7. eriadoc

    eriadoc Texan-American

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    We ran for 130 yards vs. the Tacks. We finally got some sacks vs. the Seahawks and won the turnover battle. Through it all, we continue to lose. Coming into the Titans game, everyone knew that they throw primarily to TEs and backs, so we somehow let Troupe go off against us (props to Troupe - I thiink he'll be good, but still). This week, you had to imagine that our coaching staff has heard of Shaun Alexander and maybe would make plans to stop him, or at least slow him down. Holding him to 5 yards a carry would have been an improvement, right?

    Oh well ..... there were a few positives from tonight's game, I suppose.
     
  8. El Tejano

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    "What we all have to do is go back and really take a look at our selves in the mirror."
     
  9. Runner

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    I don't miss Seinfeld near as much as I used to. Now I can listen to the Capers show for my weekly show about nothing.
     
  10. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    Right because you see what a problem Palmers play calling was in Seattle. If it hadn't been for him we'd have never given up 42 points and 459 yards.

    We should fire him!

    Oh, wait....
     
  11. HoustonFan

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    Y'all make some room for me on the wagon for firing Capers.
     
  12. Crank_It_Up

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    Between long periods of silence, we might hear this...


    Excuses:

    We just didn't get it done.

    We have to execute.

    We have to play better.

    We had a few problems.



    A few bright spots:

    Our team knew which goal was ours.

    The uniforms looked pretty

    Carr was still breathing after the game was over.

    Gaffney can catch a ball.
     
  13. touttail

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    Capers broken record: :homer:

    We failed to execute!
    Really is this what it's all about. Is this why the team is losing!


    bobby 119C :brickwall
     
  14. playoff year please

    playoff year please Veteran

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    Well, we got an interception, we had less sacks, we didn't turn the ball over. We are moving in the right direction. We might start punting on first down, so we can really confuse the defense, because they seem to have stolen our playbook. We are having it investigated. They must have stolen every "SINGLE" page of our playbook. Every team knows our plays.
     
  15. eriadoc

    eriadoc Texan-American

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    Just a funny side note - Peek lost his playbook last year before the season started. It was stolen from his vehicle. So there's no telling who actually does know all our plays, hehe.
     
  16. HeHateMe

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    Dom is starting to sound like a robot with all the same excuses. Kinda like Robot Tiger woods... The golf course feels great, my game feels great. Rome fans would understand that one.
     

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