Do you know what the Texans problem is?

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  1. TheRealJoker

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    We put the playoffs on a pedestal.
     
  2. PapaL

    PapaL Loose Screw

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    Scoring less than we give up would've been my first guess.
     
  3. HJam72

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    The cheerleaders don't date us?
     
  4. thunderkyss

    thunderkyss Salem Poor

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    Problem?

    We have a problem?

    :kitten:
     
  5. gwallaia

    gwallaia Moderator Staff Member

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    As a matter of fact I do.

    Winning teams win, losing teams lose.

    Every time the Texans step on the field, they know in the back of their minds, they are probably going to lose. The other team knows this as well, just show up, strap on your helmet and just wait around for the Texans to screw up.

    What were the Texans thinking when they were matched up against the Ravens? The Ravens!? Beat the Ravens? Are you kidding me? Beat the Eagles? How dare the Texans even consider it.

    Winning teams win, losing teams lose.

    The Texans are reinventing the Oilers old ways of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. This time, Matt Schaub finds a wide open Josh Wilson and throws a perfect strike right on his numbers to end the game.

    Winning teams win, the Texans lose.

    Come on NcNair, the time is now to do something.
     
  6. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    Outer space aliens taking over the players and not giving them back up until the 2nd half of the games. Seriously, it's true. We'd be 13-0 if it weren't for the frigging aliens.
     
  7. DexmanC

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    ....and the Texans blow their load when they look like they're gonna "score."
     
  8. TEXANRED

    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    The beer is to expensive at Reliant.
     
  9. Craig.

    Craig. Nosebleeds

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    We need more escalators for post-game egress?
     
  10. gtexan02

    gtexan02 Working?

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    I see what you did there Real Joker.
     
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    When walking down the ramp, you'd think it didn't feed into complete openness
     
  12. DoCRoN

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  13. Rey

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    The fans?
     
  14. TheRealJoker

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    Everybody knows that you'll never go all the way until you quit putting the playoffs on a pedestal.
     
  15. FirstTexansFan

    FirstTexansFan The Unknown Fan

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    Speak for yourself :)
     
  16. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Damn right! Duyen and I keep it quiet though...
     
  17. brakos82

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    I'm with Thorn.
     
  18. FirstTexansFan

    FirstTexansFan The Unknown Fan

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  19. brakos82

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  20. Carr Bombed

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    Yeah, if you put the playoffs up on a pedestal, the playoffs will just put you in the "dead zone" where everybody else gets in except you.
     

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