Dez Bryant: COWBOYS ARE UNBEATBLE

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    If the Girls lose this one against the Rams, watch their Megatron display self-destruct........and Jerry wearing a designer paper bag over his head to get out of the stadium incognito.

    I wonder if the Girls' team doctors have made Bryant aware that there is available medication for his problem.

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  2. disaacks3

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    ...and Dez is UNTREATABLE.
     
  3. PapaL

    PapaL Loose Screw

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    He obviously doesn't know what unbeatable means.
     
  4. Luv_ya_blue

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    He's right...
    It definitely sounds crazy!

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  5. thunderkyss

    thunderkyss Salem Poor

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    Dez Bryant should be a Texan.

    Last few weeks, he puts up numbers in the first half, I think for sure I'm going to win my league... Second half, not so much. He pretty much disappears. If I could switch players at half time, I would.
     
  6. brakos82

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    in other news, the sky is purpleish-green, water's dry, and the moon crashed into Mars.
     
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    Poor choice of words although I agree with the three gifts. Our generosity is probably the best in the league. Hopefully we won't share with the Rams.
     
  8. Cerberus

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    I think he is Dezlusional.
     
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  9. STEEL BLUE TEXANS

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    Wonder if Dez will be returning to M.I.T. during the upcoming offseason to pick up a graduate degree in advanced quantum theory ?
     
  11. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got AJ?

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    If he were my teammate I would say he's got the right attitude and I mean that. Big mouth connected to an inactive brain, but good attitude.

    Problem is, if you let the Cowboys beat you 3 times in 5 games.....you are beatable. The Niners were outgained horribly in their loss to the Cowboys, but one could argue the Niners beat themselves in OT to lose that one.
     
  12. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder COOL BEANS!

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    So how would you all compare this to the Vince Young 'dream team' comment? I think this comment might actually be dumber.
     
  13. Cerberus

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    Only because Young's comment was made prior to playing any games, and Bryant's comment was made after the "unbeatable" team already lost 3 games.
     
  14. Luv_ya_blue

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    VY wasn't the only one talking about the "dream team" before the season started. Sure, he was the only one that gave it that moniker...but there were lots of folks that were singing the praise of the Iggles before they actually started playing.

    Of course, what else is there to say but...
    :vincepalm:
     

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