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The football gods (little"g" there) do in fact exist and my being an atheist is not (despite appearances) a contradiction of that statement. The football gods are real and widely believed in. Do a search in Google for "The football gods" and you will return approximately 2,200,000 hits.
Many believe that the football gods are descended from the Olympians or possibly from some other ancient pantheon of beings. I do not believe that.
I personally believe that the football gods are composed of the ghosts of the "great ones" from footballs past and governed by the incarnation of "Fate". I believe that they roam the land in a well outfitted recreational vehicle that serves as a kind of tailgating "Flying Dutchman". I believe that they tailgate every day of the week (because every day of the week for them is Sunday) and I believe that in the afterlife their injuries are healed, their minds are clear, and they pay attention to everything associated with NFL football.
More than anything I believe that they get pissed off when people violate their rules which fall somewhere between the 10 Commandments and the Miller Beer Man-Laws in seriousness.
Naming a defense that's been kicking butt for two whole games is a violation of the rules. NO, last season does not count. It doesn't count because it was not recognized until after the fact. Consider it our defenses "formative years". Note that nobody ever throws out the 1984 Bears defense in a conversation.
Don't worry DB, John McClain can't get away with violating the football gods rules either and yes, FANS can name the defense as can sports writers and players. There are no rules regarding where the name comes from, only that it not be applied prematurely. John McClain won't "cherry pick" the name he likes and then make it stick. He's no more capable of naming them too soon than you and I are. The football gods will not permit it.
Ok, I don't think "Department of Defense" is really spot-on but if you must tick off the football gods with premature nicknames and logos then lets get the proper colors in there.
Perhaps you're on to something, Herv... or is that on something?
The Astros never won a post-season series until they moved out of the 'dome and away from the astroturf. They started winning when real grass was beneath their feet.
But explain the Cowboys then. They've always played on artificial turf, and they've been to more Superbowls than any other team.
We go 3-0, and maybe I'll start giving some credit to these 'football gods'.
Ok, I don't think "Department of Defense" is really spot-on but if you must tick off the football gods with premature nicknames and logos then lets get the proper colors in there.
great logo!!!!!!!
whomever said this logo does NOT work b/c we're not in Washington DC is kinda dumb. I bet he would have said about the oiler's "House of Pain", THIS IS DUMB, ITS A DOME, NOT A HOUSE
Ok, I don't think "Department of Defense" is really spot-on but if you must tick off the football gods with premature nicknames and logos then lets get the proper colors in there.
Texans Pride said:Herv, thanks for playing along even though you don't like it. . .Question, won't your football gods be upset for you for participating in such an act....I mean, you are contributing!
i know its probably a little early. the way the 2 games have played out i think its time to think of a cool nickname.....any ideas?
bwaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!
good one markn
IMO, Andre Johnson will be the first Texan in the HOF...The Hall-of-Fame-Makers
IMO, Andre Johnson will be the first Texan in the HOF...
Not David Carr?
Surely his career will be over first.
After this past week, I will call them what I kept screaming when the Dolphins ran all over us....."HOLY CRAP!!!"
We will need to do much better against the Jags.
i know its probably a little early. the way the 2 games have played out i think its time to think of a cool nickname.....any ideas?
The Swiss Cheese Defense
oh so many holes!
Emmental?
Leerdammer?!?!?
The Swiss Cheese Defense
oh so many holes!
I call them the Tourette's defense. The defense makes all Texans fans have Tourette's.
Tourette's was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks.
I think we should just call them "Charmin" because they're so soft.
Here are the Texans in their goal line "6-roll-front Charmin formation"
how about 2-ply?