Dear Mr. McNair....

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  1. Mangler

    Mangler All Pro

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    Top of the morning to you. Now that we got that out of the way, let's cut to the chase...

    Last night's performance against the Panthers left a lot to be desired. How did the FO manage to get such a lousy crop of players for this season? Now, I'm fully aware that "it's only preseason bro" but jeez, the entire 2nd team (pretty much) looked like was compiled out of a homeless shelter. Hell, guys out of a homeless shelter probably would have tackled better for some smack money!

    I thought moving training camp out of town was going to make the team a little better? It actually looked worse! It's still very early, so I guess I'll try to be more patient and give O'Brien the benefit of the doubt, but you'll be hearing from me again soon!

    Couple of bright spots from last night, Watson, Foreman, Fairbairn and that kid sporting #58.
     
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    Double Barrel Modified Simian

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    About as close as this thread will get to Bob McNair:

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    He Bob while we're at it , can we get ridda Spencer Tillman .... He has to be the worst commentator in all of sports. I don't care if he was an Oiler - He Sucks.
     
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    Hookem Horns Life's a Beach Staff Member

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    At least you weren't stuck watching the Panthers broadcasters :)
     
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  5. TexansBull

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    Dear Mr McNair,

    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
     
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  6. Speedy

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    I was. And even though I learned everything I never wanted to know about the Panthers because it was all Panthers all the time, though they did talk about Watson a lot, it still had to be better than a Tillman broadcast.
     
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  7. Texian

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    Dear McNair;

    See my signature below. Hire one of the five. Then get the hell out of the way. Move your office and the Boardroom to the other side of NRG. Begin acting and behaving like you are Bob Kraft and you own the Patriots. Stop acting and behaving like you are Jerry Jones. That's how YOU can have a team built in the image of New England. In the interest of winning, check your ego at the door. That is all!
     
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    Yeah, I never cared for Tillman either. I think many of these teams use former players. Here we have Rhonde Barber. He's got a lot of good insight however doesn't really have the booth persona.
     
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    If you're really concerned with how the backups looked in the first preseason game of the year, you should really take up another hobby.
     
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  10. Mangler

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    #truelove
     


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    all this belongs in the drumk thread
     
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    Reggiem Miller and Clyde Drexler beg to difer. These two are horrendous as well. Lol
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    they are not commentators but guests
     
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    I can at least tolerate Clyde .... Damn!t man Spencer Tillman makes me want to punt puppies.
     
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    "The offensive line just cannot allow that kind of seepage." - Spencer Tillman

    seepage?? WTF? I'm not sure I even spelled that right, but why would that be in a commentators vocabulary anyway?? The dude is like fingernails on a chalkboard!
     
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  16. Mangler

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    You really don't know what seepage means?
     
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    Did you forget to put the sarcasm emoji, or did I? Come on man....
     
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  18. Mangler

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    I think we both did. Sorry, text tone...
     
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    Is that McNair clapping his hands telling little Ricky to get over here right now and give him a BJ? Andale
     
  20. Mangler

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    He's saying, "this is how I want my scrotum to sound every time I thrust into them big lips."

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