Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict

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  1. EllisUnit

    EllisUnit Serving Koolaid

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    Dear football gods...

    I know i havent talked to you in a while, and turned my back on you when things got good
    I need to pray to you more, i know that i should
    I wouldnt ask for your help, if its wasnt truly a big deal
    Cause if you wont help us than i'm afraid noone will
    I have this team that i love, from the lone star state
    They are "ok" ,,,but god they could be great
    They have so much talent, its almost heavenly in a way
    But they shoot themselves in the foot each and every gameday
    I know i know,,,,what do i expect you to do
    For these NFL fans who have remained so true
    I wont bring up the fact that our history has been a living hell
    And you helping the bills in the "comeback" didnt sit with me to well
    I know that was the titans, who are now in tennessee
    But the history of that stuff stays with the city
    And to sit here and watch all this talent go to waste
    Leaves in my mouth a bad and bitter taste
    We got AJ, Foster, Watt and Co
    This kick ass team should be 4-0
    I only ask that you cure Schaubs horrible vision
    Cause at this rate we wont even win the division
    One more request my dear lord
    Then i'll let you go cause your silence tells me your bored
    Can we win the Superbowl, just one maybe two
    And i will never ask another thing of you

    Amen


    ^^^Just for entertainment folks, so noone get offended, and if you did well my bad^^^

    Texans 38
    49ers 17

    I predict Schaub WILL NOT throw a pick 6 this game
    Foster gets 175+ yards and 2 scores
    AJ 130+ yards 1 score
    Watt 2 sacks
    Defense as a whole 6 sacks
     
  2. DX-TEX

    DX-TEX #BattleFightin

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    52-6 Texans.

    Watt is angry.:texflag:
     
  3. EllisUnit

    EllisUnit Serving Koolaid

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    whew you must of whipped your ass and said 3 hail marys for that score
     
  4. thunderkyss

    thunderkyss Salem Poor

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    16 - 9

    Them boys on Kirby.
     
  5. DX-TEX

    DX-TEX #BattleFightin

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    Im dead serious. Just got this feeling. After Watts post game comments and that meeting the players had....I just think as a group they are pissed and embarrassed. What better way to give a big #1 salute to the league other than making a statement in primetime?

    I could also just be gassy.
     
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    Is Watt playing offense, or is that 7 defensive touchdowns and a FG.
     
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    Texans almost beat the Seahawks.

    Seahawks >> 49ers.

    Texans beat 49ers.


    I predict at least 3 turtles from Schaub and another Schaub, because calling pick sixes or taints Schaubs is fun.
     
  8. Bulls on Parade

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    Texans 23, 49ers 20 in Overtime

    We go down 20-3 at halftime on the road and rally to win 23-20 in overtime

    Redemption for last week
     


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    4-0 Texans.

    Offense doesn't do ****, defense pitches a shutout with two safeties.

    Cushing angry.

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    Ed Reed had Ray Lewis give Matt a call....
     
  11. chicagotexan2

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    Foster and Tate will ground and pound
    Smith and watt will harass a lot
    Kareem and reed will make them bleed
    Bullock and lechler will make the kicks
    And Schaub will throw his fourth pick six
     
  12. SchaubApologist

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    F THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :swatter:

    HTOWN: 27
    SF: 10

    LEEEEHGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:spin:
     
  13. Bulls on Parade

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    He's more likely to continue his streak of costly penalties. Whether it's not turning his head around when he has excellent coverage on the receiver (pass interference every time), or body slamming somebody right in front of the zebras, or picking up a $42,000 dollar fine from a previous game. Totally unnecessary mistakes. The sad thing is I picked Kareem to have a break out, superstar caliber, All Pro type of season in 2013. He's far from that.

    I realize Johnathan Joseph is every bit as guilty in terms of the mistakes but at least he had what should have been the game-winning interception in the last game. Kareem Jackson has 0 INTs through the first four games, only two pass deflections for that matter, and has done nothing to impress me so far in 2013. And we're somehow the number 1 ranked defense in the league despite his mistakes and costing us a lot of penalty yardage.

    If guys like Schaub, Kareem Jackson and even Randy Bullock to some degree, don't all play better football, as in being more consistently good, we're not even going to sniff the Super Bowl, much less make the playoffs this year. It just seems like it's the same guys letting us down week after week. Kudos to Bullock for at least not missing any field goals, 2-for-2 in the last game.
     
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    If we don't get Schaubed again, we can take this game.

    That's all.
     
  15. eriadoc

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    Kaepernick will run a bit more than Russell Wilson did. Schaub will throw an INT in a crucial situation, but it won't be a pick six directly. The defense will give up at least one long drive, but play well enough to win.
     
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    ^^^^^^Pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever read!^^^^^^^

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    Guess I'll be the first to predict a loss here. 27-13, Kaep runs wild on our defense and Kubes busts out the playbook he used when TJ Yates was QB and doesn't give Schaub many chances to screw up like he always does. Still won't work as Schaub throws at least one pick and will be rattled all day long by the 49ers. Running game will be largely ineffective and we will look like crap on national TV.
     
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    24-13 niners.
     
  19. EllisUnit

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    You say that about all my stuff, and it appears you never read obama care
     
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    SF: 16
    Houston: 13

    Foster is shut down & some will be asking why Tate wasn't given more opportunity. Schaub is the offense in this game (despite Kubiak's initial plan to run Foster 120 times), but not enough, & THEIR run-game pounds away (at least enough to win). Schaub throws 1 pick (not for a score) & 1 TD.


    :toropalm:

    PS-the interceptor doesn't score....because Schaub catches his @$$ from behind and horse-collars him straight back by the hood of the helmet, LOL. A fight ensues. Watt kills somebody & gives their helmet to a kid in the stands. Cushing bites a chunk out of somebody's neck....apologizes later. So sorry.
     

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