David Carr Haiku

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  1. Second Honeymoon

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    Thankfully the David Carr career looks to be coming to an end. Please post your obituary in whatever form on David's career as a Texan.


    David Carr You Suck
    You Were Never Any Good
    Casserley Was Dumb


    With Love and Haiku,
    Doug From The Woodlands

    p.s. and take your gravy training dad with you, Carr.
     
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    Carr just seems like he is destined for the Black and Silver.
     
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    I give this thread 45 minutes before it is gone.
     
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    WOW this thread seems really personal to me.. What did carr and his dad lol do to you ? Are you the guy in the middle?---->:dangit:
     
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    Say it to his face,
    I know you won't,
    He would kick your arse
     
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    Pretty vacant head
    Dave stares at the ocean
    Look honey dolphins!
     


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    David throws like girl
    David is a total joke
    You homers were wrong
     
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    hai·ku [​IMG]/ˈhaɪ[​IMG]ku/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-koo] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation [​IMG] [​IMG]
    –noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku
     
  11. kingh99

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    Sure I would. I could use the 6 figure pay day. Look, this town is too friggin nice. Dude sucks and has not put in the effort obviously to be a great one. Either that or he's just limited by his male bimbo-ness. Sorry we are tired of this junk and I'm sure the team is too!
     
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    Haha, hey, what can i say, I went to clear creek high many years ago. Carr Homer?...Im just a fan of the team. Whatever works is fine with me. But attacking Carr and his family in this manner is just classless Imo. You got some real issues whatchumacallet from the woodlands.
     
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    Once there was a team
    With a bright and shiny Carr
    Let's make lemonade

    Numbered are his days
    Thunderous is the refrain
    Send him to Oakland

    Consumed with hatred
    Blinded, tunnelvision prose
    Easy, from the couch

    Haikus are simple
    Their expressions limited
    Let's see a sonnet.
     
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    David Carr's got Nice hair

    Too bad we see no bombs bursting

    on the field through the air
     
  15. kingh99

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    The Texans are counting on folks like you to keep filling their coffers. Too nice and you get what you deserve. It's perfectly fine to dump on Carr. Kubiak obviously thinks so or he wouldn't have hung that -5 net yards on his butt. That wasn't an accident. That was to get golden boy's attention. You gotta do that sometimes when a guy thinks he's not the problem and has the gaudy stats to prove it. Gaudy, lol.
     
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    3 5 3 please. try again.
     
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    Ohhh douglas did you start this thread for fun or frustration? i ask again are you the guy in the middle? did carr and his father do this to you?--->:dangit:
     
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  19. bad

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    Great post.

    Hatred in general stinks.
     
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    I agree... i think douglas is highly upset right now. He needs a heavy bag, boxing gloves and a david carr poster to tape to the bag lol.
     
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