David Carr Haiku - Part Deux

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  1. Second Honeymoon

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    Carr sucks the big one
    McNair and Carr play grabass
    And laugh at us all

    Bob does interview
    Blames everyone but David
    Players send message

    Embarassing game
    But par for the course round here
    The homers were wrong
     
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    god is here again
    my bad on the creation
    ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Haiku is 5-7-5 format. 5 syllables on 1st and 3rd line. 7 syllables on 2nd line. Doesnt have to rhyme or 'flow' per se.

    example:

    Boycott HEB
    I cant afford a Beemer
    Mattress Mac hates Carr
     
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    watch the rockets play
    they do not have david carr
    thats why they win games
     
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    carr is a pansy
    an extremely big pansy
    carr cant win worth beans

    carr cannot be saved
    he screwed the pooch on this one
    excuses no more

    ill come up with a few more later.
     
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    Look! I'm David Carr
    I can't hit the broadside of
    A barn with the ball.
     
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    turnovers are bad?
    hehehe I did not know
    where are my panties?
     
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    David was Santa
    Gave Eagles early Christmas
    I'd prefer a Scrooge
     
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    I have no talent
    but I have my pretty hair
    he he he he he!!!
     
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    LOL i think we are aspiring poets! funny stuff! i prefer a scrooge as well! ill give yall both rep for making me laugh
     
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    I am very pissed off
    I predicted 9 wins but
    Carr shot my hopes down

    Cant wait for next year
    gift will come a little late
    but kevin kolb rules!
     
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    I do not play hard
    Might mess up my eye shadow
    Sweating is yucky!
     
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    freaking sweet. at least i cant stay mad at the texans for losing. i have something to cheer me up, like this thread!
     
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    Haiku is for fun
    David Carr is for losing
    Kubes has pie on face
     
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    if even one frown is turned upside down, this thread is a smashing success.

    David creates frowns
    Drugs and Booze wont kill the pain
    Haiku to rescue
     

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