Dan Reeves to Dom Capers

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  1. hadaad

    hadaad All Pro

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    "So, what is it you'd say... you do here?"

    "Well, I take the plays that the offensive coordinator comes up with and that the defensive coordinator comes up with and I send them out to the team."

    "So you actually tell the team which play they'll be running?"

    "Well... no... I have coordinators for that."

    "...?"

    "The players.... they don't like to talk to... I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS D@MMIT!"
     
  2. OzzO

    OzzO .. and then?

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    lol: tooooo funny!
     
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    Your down by 4 in the Superbowl and it's fourth and 20 with :02 left in the game, from the 40 yard line, what do you do?

    Capers - Well it's fourth down so we punt

    Reeves - ??????

    Capers - what? we were in the game and obviously had a chance to win.

    Reeves - Have you heard of a hail marry?

    Capers - Who is that?

    Reeves - A long pass to many guys in the endzone, hoping one of your guys ends up with the ball.

    Capers - Oh, so you don't want to punt. How about the delayed draw, or fake punt.

    Reeves - I will recomend you get fired.
     
  5. Texas_Thrill

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    The Superbowl? My imagination just isn't that good this year.
     
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    And Casserly mumbling: "..I believe...you have my stapler..."
     
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    Dont you mean "..I believe...you have my stapler...see"
     


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    Props on this comment, I love Milton and his stapler.
     
  10. El Tejano

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    And Bob Mcnair to Casserly after he saw how bad Buchannon is:

    "You are a very bad man!"
     
  11. Kaiser Toro

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    Cass: Well would do you think of the Philip Buchanon move?

    Reeves: He is a no talent *** clown.
     
  12. OzzO

    OzzO .. and then?

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    Okay... so my turn......

    Dom
    Have you guys see this?

    Charlie
    What? It's the staff meeting. So what?

    Dom
    We're all screwed, that's what. They're gonna review the Texans.

    Pendry
    Oh, what are you talking about Dom? How do you know that?

    Dom
    They're bringing in a consultant - that's how I know. That's what this conference in the team room is all about! That's what happened at Baltimore last year.
    You have an interview with a consultant and they bring in efficiency
    experts. You're interviewing for your own job!

    Charley
    Dom, every week you say you're losing your job and you're still here.

    Dom
    I'm going to be the first one they're gonna lay off. Just the thought
    of having to go to the Coordinator Unemployment Office and having to stand in line with those scumbags!!!

    Charley
    (dang, dang)

    Dom
    You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with
    all this? Like that guy that invented the 3-4. You see,
    that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with
    some really great idea like that and you never have to work again!

    Charley
    I don't think the 3-4 was really such a good idea.

    Dom
    The guy made a million dollars! Y'know… I had an idea like that once.

    Pendry
    Really? What was it, Dom?

    Dom
    Well, all right. It was a Jump… the players around-mat. You see, it would
    be this mat that you would put on the floor and it would have different
    positions written on it that you could…jump to.

    Charley
    That is the worse idea I've ever heard in my life, Dom.

    :cool:
     

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