"So, what is it you'd say... you do here?" "Well, I take the plays that the offensive coordinator comes up with and that the defensive coordinator comes up with and I send them out to the team." "So you actually tell the team which play they'll be running?" "Well... no... I have coordinators for that." "...?" "The players.... they don't like to talk to... I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS D@MMIT!"