Cowboys jokes...

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  1. texanmojo

    texanmojo Shotgun 30 Time

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    A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

    "From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."
     
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    GlassHalfFull Subscribed Contributor

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    LOL, I was just coming here to post that. Opened this thread, thinking it would be a good location for it.
     
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    BIG TORO TERADACTYL #23

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    Schaub: Knock Knock!
    Romo: Who's there?
    Schaub: Owen!
    Romo:Owen Who?
    Schaub:Owen 3!
     
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    BIG TORO TERADACTYL #23

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    I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!
     
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    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    Q: What do you call a Cowboys fan with half a brain?

    A: Gifted.
     
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    BIG TORO TERADACTYL #23

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    The new tornado evacuation plan for dallas is to take refuge in Cowboy's stadium, a touchdown there is unlikely!
     
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    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    Q: Why did the Cowboys fan climb the chain link fence?

    A: To see what was on the other side.
     
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    Joe Texan Inducted 04

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    What do you call a Cowboy speeding away from an accident

    Killer
     


  9. TEXANS84

    TEXANS84 Moderator Staff Member

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    What's the difference between 2-0 and 0-2?

    239 miles on Interstate-45
     
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    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

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    Cowboy jokes from the 90's .

    Why did the Cowboys go to the no huddle offense ?

    cause known felons cannot congregate

    Here about the Cowboys new defensive cordinator ?

    Yep ... it's Racehorse Haynes :wadepalm:

    Why couldn't Tony Romo get into his house ?

    Someone painted a goal line in front of it . :wadepalm:

    http://www.angelfire.com/me/philadelphia/cowboysjokes.html
     
  11. texanmojo

    texanmojo Shotgun 30 Time

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    What does the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

    --Cowboys that suck! :)
     
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    NitroGSXR Super Sic #58

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    ???

    We won soon? When won soon?

    Help me out.
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    When one soon...
     
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    *win
     
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    NitroGSXR Super Sic #58

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    Fail.
     
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    NitroGSXR Super Sic #58

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    Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    yep! :facepalm: JB


    I was distracted?
     
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    Awesomeness!!! and repped!!!
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Nitro, your pm box is full!
     
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    NitroGSXR Super Sic #58

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