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  1. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    From Martellus Bennett

    I will quote most of it (not the comments) because I can't believe the DMN published that and I betcha it gets pulled:

     
  2. Texecutioner

    Texecutioner Hall of Fame

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    What an intelligent write up by such an amazing Cowboys scholar. :brando:
     
  3. bah007

    bah007 Hall of Fame

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    I don't think the Dallas Cowboys are supposed to be a school.

    You can blame Alief Taylor High School and Texas A&M University if you have a problem with his intelligence.

    Anybody who knows Martellus will tell you he is weird. And I don't mean like a little bit weird. I mean like the you feel uncomfortable to be around him kind of weird.
     
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  4. Texecutioner

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    I just couldn't think of anything dumber to blog about.
     
  5. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    Good thing they have such a talented owner scouting talent.
     
  6. drewmar74

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    "I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips
    aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she
    stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl
    and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it
    wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just
    smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her.
    I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty."


    :backsout:
     
  7. TimeKiller

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    In my view, seldom has a fart joke been taken too far and not been hilarious. Uh...actually once. This is it. This is the first time I've never laughed at a fart joke.
     
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    I don't blame you.

    All of us here are now dumber for having read Bennett's crazy ramblings.
     


  9. Texecutioner

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    Yeah, pretty much and I've heard that he is a weirdo like you say as well man.
     
  10. Ole Miss Texan

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    haha,wow.
     
  11. HoustonFrog

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    I read the DMN daily online..favorite sports section in America...and they have been enamored with his videos. Last season Bennett, the LB, I believe, was the player blogger. This year they picked Martellus. The above comentary was really a joke commenting on a youtube video that was posted with it. It was dumb though. He shoots off on everything. I don't read his blog

    http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/
     
  12. awtysst

    awtysst Draft Guru

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    I skimmed the "commentary" before I actually read it. Did anyone else think it might have been ghost written by Emmet?!
     
  13. The Pencil Neck

    The Pencil Neck Subscribed Contributor

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    Ghost written?

    I think you mean "ghost dictated."
     
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    Spoken like a true aggie.....
     
  15. drewmar74

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    "ghost debacled"

    :smiliedance:
     
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