Cowboys fan sueing the team for burning her arse

Discussion in 'The National Football League' started by BlackBeard, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. BlackBeard

    BlackBeard Subscribed Contributor

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    2,284
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Central Florida
    http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story...wboys-hot-water-burned-fan-files-lawsuit-team

    The rumor is to cover her lawsuit the Cowboys will turn around and sue the Giants for burning their arses twice last season.
     
  2. HJam72

    HJam72 Hall of Fame

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2004
    Messages:
    11,617
    Likes Received:
    653
    Location:
    Over here.
    Mr. Jones response: Well, the relative probability of burning one's arse on the black marble in August is in direct proportion to the actual size of one's arse....or glory-hole.

    :jk:
     
  3. HoustonFrog

    HoustonFrog Dallas Frog

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2006
    Messages:
    12,421
    Likes Received:
    785
    Location:
    Dallas
    What a dumb lawsuit. Most reasonable people on a hot day check to see how hot the seat is. When I'm at the park with my kids and I see a metal slide on a hot day I check it. This comes down to "she dumb."
     
  4. gtexan02

    gtexan02 Working?

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2005
    Messages:
    15,785
    Likes Received:
    1,243
    Location:
    Boston
    Cowboys fans :facepalm:
     
  5. Hookem Horns

    Hookem Horns That Server Guy Staff Member

    Joined:
    May 3, 2004
    Messages:
    7,681
    Likes Received:
    1,103
    Well she is a Cowboys fan.

    :kitten:
     
  6. HoustonFrog

    HoustonFrog Dallas Frog

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2006
    Messages:
    12,421
    Likes Received:
    785
    Location:
    Dallas
    Hey now, I resemble those remarks.....:toast2:
     
  7. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2006
    Messages:
    16,152
    Likes Received:
    1,091
    Location:
    P-land
    Hmm, black marble + direct sun = No warning signs so it must be ok. What a friggin dumbass. I think Jerry's an assbag, but he should counter sue just because how stupid this person is.

    BTW, what the heck was she wearing? A thong? Put some friggin clothes on that fit!
     
  8. gtexan02

    gtexan02 Working?

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2005
    Messages:
    15,785
    Likes Received:
    1,243
    Location:
    Boston
    Thats a pretty serious burn. In all fairness, if they have benches that are hot enough to burn you to the point you need skin grafts, they probably should put a covering over them or a warning of some sort.


    In other news, hope she doesnt put the balm on
    [​IMG]
     


  9. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2004
    Messages:
    33,341
    Likes Received:
    3,042
    Location:
    Onward, Upward, and back into the Trees
    [​IMG]

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...
     
  10. Hookem Horns

    Hookem Horns That Server Guy Staff Member

    Joined:
    May 3, 2004
    Messages:
    7,681
    Likes Received:
    1,103
    There's nothing wrong with being a Cowboys fan?

    :kitten:
     
  11. StarStruck

    StarStruck Site Contributor

    Joined:
    May 12, 2004
    Messages:
    4,865
    Likes Received:
    285
    Location:
    Missouri City, Texas
    Back in the day, if you sat on a warm bench, you immediately get your arse up. Why do we now need signs, covers, lawsuits to protect or worse, compensate stupid decisions.
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2012
  12. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2004
    Messages:
    17,210
    Likes Received:
    1,437
    Marble due to its density does not tend to change its surface temperature very easily. However, prolonged unprotected concentrated exposure to 100+ degree direct sunlight (as was the case on the day in question), especially when the marble is black, can over the period of hours result in extremely hot temperatures. On the day of the incident, the surface temperature of the bench could have very easily reached 140 degrees. Having taken care of many devastating subtotal body to smaller areas of 3rd degree burns requiring skin grafts, I can throw out some rules of thumb to hang your hat on for this case. Keep in mind that there are exceptions to any rule.
    First, I should mention that ~108 degrees is the human threshold to experience pain. With that in mind, 110 degrees will typically result in 3rd degree burns with 10 hours exposure; 120 degrees (the maximum setting recommended for a water heater) 5 min; 130 degrees 30 sec ; 140 degrees 5 sec; 150 degrees 2 sec; 156 degrees 1 sec.


    The blood vessels just beneath the skin act like a radiator in a car. Its continued circulation cools the overlying skin. In the unique case of the buttocks in a sitting position, those “radiator coils” beneath the skin are compressed, thereby stopping the cooling effect to those areas of the skin, and making the timed tolerance to heat exposure very much less than normal/expected. Once a burn occurs, it is possible that continued sitting pressure (even on a cool surface) on the already damaged/burned skin, could extend the degree of burn due to the same failure of “radiator” cooling and potential nutritive /oxygen delivery cut off to the area required for preservation and/or healing.
     
  13. The Medic01

    The Medic01 Veteran

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2011
    Messages:
    256
    Likes Received:
    22
    Come on man. This is a bash Cowboys fans thread not one of your injury is serious everyone go cry into your pillows tonight threads. :kitten:
     
    CloakNNNdagger likes this.
  14. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2004
    Messages:
    17,210
    Likes Received:
    1,437
    OK, Medic..........CloakNNNdagger says "Jerry, may you get the red ass over this lady's roast rump" :)
     
  15. SheTexan

    SheTexan Site Contributor

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2003
    Messages:
    7,142
    Likes Received:
    778
    Location:
    Pasadena, Texas
    That's funny Jean!!

    A few years back, I think it was during a Raider game, the seats in the Bullpen were hot enough to blister your arse, arms, legs, anything that touched them. I signed up for a towel at one of the venders just to have something to put on the seat to keep from burning. Another hot game I just went up and sat in the Bullpen pub. Point I'm trying to make is that I had BRAINS enough to know the flippin seats were to hot to sit on! I sure as hell didn't blame the Texans, other than being ticked off that they kept the roof open on such a HOT day! The woman made a choice to sit on her arse and get it burned! How DUMB is that!!
     
    StarStruck likes this.
  16. StarStruck

    StarStruck Site Contributor

    Joined:
    May 12, 2004
    Messages:
    4,865
    Likes Received:
    285
    Location:
    Missouri City, Texas
    She probably thought if she sat there long enough she could be the first in to get Jason Austin's autograph.
     
  17. FirstTexansFan

    FirstTexansFan The Unknown Fan

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2004
    Messages:
    2,321
    Likes Received:
    381
    Location:
    New Braunfels, Tx.
    Looks as if this has developed into a class action lawsuit. Other Lastarse Sowboy Fans have joined this young lady in her lawsuit.
    It's been determined that it wasn't actually the bench, but Jerruh Jones ownership, and the play on the field that caused these burns to the Sowboy fans arses :)
     

Share This Page