Coachdent's Shakespearean Speech to all those against Carr

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  1. coachdent

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    Friends, Texans, Bull Pen, lend me your ears;
    I come to bury Carr, not to praise him.
    The evil that men do lives after them;
    The good is oft interred with their bones;
    So let it be with David Carr. The noble "Carr Bomb"
    Hath told you Carr was ambitious:
    If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
    And grievously hath David answer'd it.
    Here, under leave of the "mexican texan" and the rest--
    For "Carr Bomb" is an honourable man;
    So are they all, all honourable men--
    Come I to speak during the Texans poor season and Carr's funeral.
    He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
    He was drafted #1 in 2002 before great men.
    Joey Harrington had oft been thought of as great;
    As had Tom Ramsey. Surely both of these were amazing talents.
    But "tsip" says he was ambitious;
    And "tsip" is an honourable man.
    He hath brought many touchdowns to Fresno State in college,
    Throwing for over 4,000 yards his senior year and over 40 TDs.
    To whose fans did he offer the greatest hope:
    Did this in Carr seem to "suck"?
    When that the Texan fans have cried, Carr hath wept:
    A self-centered, non-leader should be made of sterner stuff:
    Yet "Battle Red Bull" says Carr would be a third string QB elsewhere;
    And "Battle Red Bull" is an honourable man.
    You all did see that in 2002 Carr threw for the second-most yards for
    A rookie QB with an expansion team and threw the franchise's first TD.
    I have thrice seen him stand upright to complete a pass,
    Which he did thrice have to throw to Jamel Cook who fumbled:
    Was this Carr sucking?
    Yet "Wharton" says he is a "head case like Jeff George and as
    Shellshocked as Tim Couch";
    And, sure, "Wharton" is an honourable man.
    I speak not to disprove what these and other Bull Pen bloggers blogged,
    But here I am to speak what I do know.
    You all did love him once in 2002, not without cause:
    What cause withholds you then, to root for him now to succeed?

    O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, :brickwall
    And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
    My heart is in the coffin there with David Carr,
    And I must pause till it come back to me.


    Adieu...

    GO TEXANS...BEAT RAIDERS
     
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  2. mexican_texan

    mexican_texan Furry Tractors

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    Is coachdent by any other name less brilliant?
     
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    To read or not to read, that is the question.
     
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  4. MrMeToo

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    lol.
     
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    Marcus Ruthless pragmatist

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    What coachdent writes . . . Marcus reads.:thumbup
     
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    In simple California terms- "Bro my head hurts".
     
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  7. run-david-run

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    “I am a Carr fan/ Hath not a Carr fan eyes? Hath not a Carr fan hands, organs/ dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with/ the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject/ to the same diseases, heal’d by the same means/ warm’d and cool’d by the same winter and summer/ as a Carr hater is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?/ If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you/ poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”

    Not quite as fitting as coach's, but i tried
     
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    Most of these guys would wave their winch if she didn't perform the way she did in the past. A new winch every other year.
     


  9. Wharton

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    One of these days when we get to the Super Bowl, maybe you could do the St. Crispen Day speech

    :fans:
     
  10. kcwilson

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    No, in true California sense....

    Dude.

    And like all things "Dude", take it to mean whatever you want because the "dude" defense in an argument is indefensible.

    However, if you really want to make your point....
    Dude. That's all I'm saying.
     
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    I don't get it......... it didn't rhyme.
     
  12. Big78

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    dont worry, its not supposed to. just know that it was a very well written piece of liturature.

    I loved it. Very well written sir.
     
  13. DontTreadOnMe

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    yikes... i wish i had that kind of time.. but, nice job.
     
  14. run-david-run

    run-david-run Hall of Fame

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    Its from Shakespear's "Julius Ceasar", my attempt at a response was from "Merchant of Venice"...come on now people, pick up a book!
     
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    GO TEXANS...BEAT TITANS

    WE PLAY THE RAIDERS!
    Can we focus on the game at hand?

    :tearup:
     
  16. coachdent

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    Well done Squire! Tis the only honourable thing we do!
     
  17. coachdent

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    A wonderful speech that I do hope to speak one day soon on these boards! Next year we hope!
     
  18. coachdent

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    Was kinda playing off of the Army - Navy talk with the rivalry and all. But you are right and I will change the ending. Well done!
     
  19. aj.

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    Wasn't it the Ides of March when we rolled Boselli out for the first time?

    et tu Boselli?
    then fall Casserly
     
  20. coachdent

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    That would have been part of the comedy "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
     

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