Discussion in 'The National Football League' started by indiantexan, Mar 3, 2010.
From Kent Somers twitter
Slow sports day, huh?
Just a camp arm.
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Remember how he used to light'em up in practice though, so you never know....
I doubt he'd want to go to a team where he has an actual chance in becoming the starter. That would take time away from his daily routine.
Why can't he be picked up by someone in our division?!
(p.s. the answer is probably because they have seen too much of him to make that stupid mistake)
Here he is leaving Houston...
After he jumped the shark.
Rumor has it that David will have some very specific demands if he's going to consider joining the Arizonians. They include but are not limited to:
1. A personal guarantee from Ken Whisenhunt that he will not be allowed to compete for or be considered for under any circumstances (including injury to all other QB's on the roster) the starting QB job.
2. A stipulation of maximum air temperature inside University of Phoenix Stadium in order to assure that it will not become uncomfortable to wear those cool looking white gloves while standing on the sidelines on game-day.
3. A guarantee that any member of the media - or random fan for that matter - will be permanently barred from all team facilities if at any time they refer to the team in print or over the air as the "Carr"dinals - thereby creating expectations, and putting pressure on poor David, or making fun of him, as the case may be.
Mr. Mittens, say it ain't so!
I'm sure the Cardinal fans will be riveted.
Who is David Carr?
Some say this man stole David Carr's identity:
He's already worked with VY on his delivery .
God that's embarrasing. I can't believe we had a press-conference for a haircut. Ridiculous.
Yep ... he promised to have a sock hop for team if they won three in a row .
Dont forget that his dad gets to attend every practice
Carr has a strict 9-5 policy
User name "Hulk" and a series of numbers guaranteed on the local fan messageboard
Watch it young man. If I wasn't scolding this killer whale I'd go over there and crack you. Ooh that gives me a new one to add to my list.
He once convinced a killer whale to stop killing and take up painting instead.
Back to Carr. I guess a team can never have too many first round bust QB's.
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