Caption: Week 5 and Texans still searching for first win

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by frequentfliertx, Oct 9, 2005.

  1. frequentfliertx

    frequentfliertx Rookie

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    Before you know it, the caption will read: WEEK 16, AND TEXANS STILL SEARCHING FOR FIRST WIN! Besides Joe Texan, I wonder who else sees nothing wrong with the Texans organization. Here's a list of to-do things for the organization: FIRE CASSERLY

    FIRE CAPERS

    DRAFT A CAPABLE OFFENSIVE LINE

    DRAFT A CAPABLE SECONDARY

    DRAFT WIDE RECEIVERS WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO HOLD ONTO THE BALL WHEN IT'S THROWN INTO THEIR HANDS

    PROTECT THE QUARTERBACK!

    Have I left anything out? Oh, yeah! Keep those gorgeous cheerleaders! They're the ONLY bright spot every Sunday this season at Reliant!
     
  2. Texans Horror

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    When a team sucks, you always point out how good looking their cheerleaders are...
     
  3. Elite

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    you left the most important one Draft A QB who has actually proven he can win ours obviously CANT :texflag: :texans:
     
  4. Goldeagle

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    Eh, they got rid of Mary or she did not try out this year, so No we lost the best one
     

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