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  1. Schaub2Dre

    Schaub2Dre Rookie

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    Not sure about you guys but I found this picture really funny! Especially the facial expression on Matt Schaub!
     
  2. Joe Texan

    Joe Texan Inducted 04

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    Man I told him to rap that raskel
     
  3. Texanator

    Texanator Rabid Brahma

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    THAT is what's gonna be keeping my bench warm?
     
  4. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    I'm not sure, but I'll give it a stab!!


    MS: Dude, I hear the titty bars and nightlife on Washington are great
    LM: I'm sure I'll figure that out quickly... This asshat named Texan_Bill talks highly of Treasures, whats that all about?? AND do they have a h0t tub??!?
     
  5. BigWig

    BigWig Bigimus Wigimus

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    I like your opening line better than the comment!

    MS: I'm not sure but I'll take a stab at it"
     
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  6. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    Actually, yes, those shorts DO make your butt look big.
     
  7. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    ML: Football is scared of receivers. Must keep football warm.
     
  8. BIG TORO

    BIG TORO TERADACTYL #23

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    MS: I knew we shound have kept Booty, now I got some of this booty and now he is pregnant, Man I wonder what the press will say?:confused:
     


  9. Texanator

    Texanator Rabid Brahma

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    M.S. "Hmmmmmmmm, He really is a half ass quarterback!"
     
  10. C Madd

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    Nice Pedro Cerrano reference :)
     
  11. Andrew6

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    must be one of those rap guys g/fs
     
  12. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    ML: The short pass I throw very much... the long pass...ball is scared.
     
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    ML: "Stupid analysts saying I have no pocket presence. It's not my fault my uniform doesn't have any pockets!! I got it I'll keep it under my jersey instead. That'll show them!"
     
  14. False Start

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    This one is just funny to me.
     
  15. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Uh, you want me to do what with this thing?
     
  16. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder COOL BEANS!

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    ML: My ex said I need to be more of a father, so I got pregnant.
     
  17. Texan_Bill

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    You trying to say Jesus Christ can't catch the long ball?
     
  18. hobie

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    Don't turn this into a Holy War TB !!
     
  19. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    Eddie Harris @ Hobie: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
     
  20. hobie

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    I'm pissed now, long pass . Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, long pass. I do it myself.
     

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