Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by Kimmy, Aug 24, 2011.
Just for fun ... I'll go 1st -- "help, help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Wait. This isn't the right pose for planking.
watch me tackle this guy while falling down
"My contact is.....right....over......there."
I wish Kubiak wouldn't give me Hot Pockets.
I don't make fun of Texans players! Why not post a CAPTION CONTEST targeting a player from the opposing team?
Because it's Kareem Jackson. And he fell down. Hence, caption.
"The crane kick worked for Ralph Macchio..."
"Hey Braman, Look I found a mushroom!"
"Ohh crap I fell down aga- wait! I made a play coach!!!"
"There ain't no grass like Reliant Stadium grass!"
"Hey, Look! I can see Uranus from here!"
Oh we did pregame stretchs already, crap!!!!!!!!
"Good thing I own a camera phone..."
"damnit, where is my LifeAlert.."
"Hey, watch me do my impersonation of a New Orleans levee!"
Is it ever going to rain, this ground is dry and hard.
"Help! Help! I've fallen and I'm late for my porn party!"
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