Buy/Sell Texans at the Jags

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  1. Big Lou

    Big Lou Stop Clowning

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    As with last week, it't getting harder to come up with stuff to be positive about so I'll go with what I know best; bieng a smart ass!!!! (Is that the correct usage of a semi-colon, oh F it!)


    Buy/Sell

    Texans win big.
    (I know this seems like a long shot, but this will be one of those "get the coaches asses out of the fire wins", that gets our hopes way up only to be ripped from our still beating heart, dipped in bbq sauce promptly eaten by the Anti Christ himself Bud Adams, and then sh*t out, of sorry theres that inside thread voice again.....)

    (Can we get a Bud Palm? It should probably be a palm with two middle fingers)

    :kubepalm:
     
  2. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    Buy!!



    B/S Texan_Bill makes it through Sunday, sober?
     
  3. Hagar

    Hagar Drink up yall, its the Texans!

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    Buy: If we win, he's going to toast the victory until he's toasty himself. If we lose, he's going to drown his sorrow until they quit gurgling.

    B/S: Mario reads the hate mail on this board, gets mad, then has a 2 sack game.
     
  4. JWarren14

    JWarren14 Beer Me

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    Sell: The thread has now really gotten him to the point where he really thinks he is a wuss.

    B/S - Schaub with 300+ yards passing
     
  5. TexansSeminole

    TexansSeminole Hall of Fame

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    Sell. Not with the offensive line missing blocks the way they have been.

    B/S Mike Sims-Walker has over 100 receiving yards.
     
  6. HTown2ATX

    HTown2ATX TexansMetalhead

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    Sell on Texans_Bill sober on Sunday. If he's like me, which I think he is from what I have read here and there, he and I are kindred spirits in regards to alcohol. I know I'll be in the tank with my old Shiner ram buddy. I'm guessing Bill will be too. :drunk:

    Sell on Schaub with 300+ yards. I say in the 200's but not 3.

    B/S Kubiak makes a bonehead decision that is glaringly obvious.
     
  7. 2slik4u

    2slik4u All Pro

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    Effing buy unfortunately

    B/S - Kareem gets an interception.
     
  8. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

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    Sell.

    B/S - Kareem Jackson falls down.
     


  9. brakos82

    brakos82 Hall of Fame

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    Over, err... buy.

    B/S: Thorn tells the TV to kiss his ass.
     
  10. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    I'll buy that. LOL

    B/S Kittens get over 300 yards in the air beating out game passing stats for Texans
     
  11. Corrosion

    Corrosion Idealist

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    You and I both know thats not gonna happen :barman:

    Um ..... Captain Obvious. BUY.

    :smiliepalm: Buy .... more than once.

    Buyin that too .... Im thinkin they get close to a quarter mile thru the air.


    Buy/sell

    The offensive stats for the Jaq's are so gaudy they look like a Madden game instead of a real NFL game. :headhurts:
     
  12. Texas T

    Texas T Hall of Fame

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    Buy-of course that will happen.

    B/S

    Kubs quits running Foster right when he's blowing up the Kittens?
     
  13. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    Sell. I think Kubes is hearing the rumblings.

    B/S If we lose the picture in the banner of me, somehow winds up with a :facepalm:


    No seriously, B/S Mario has 2 sacks.


    (On another note, the B/S about Kareem Jackson falling down was absolutely classic! I literally :spit: vodka on my laptop. Thanks DB, I tried to rep. you).
     
  14. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    Which Madden are we talking about here? In Madden 04 you could pass for 2,000, put in your back up and throw for another 1,000 while your defense has 15 picks and 30 sacks all in a single game. I don't quite see that happening against the kittens.

    Buy - Mario usually puts up good sack numbers against more mobile QBs because they roll out and hold the ball longer.

    B/S - Obligatory Pollard knocks the piss out of someone.
     
  15. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Buy- BP & MJD have an epic collision that knocks them both out

    B/S- AJ goes over 100 again
     
  16. Lucky

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    Sell - Believe it or not, AJ hasn't had a 100 yard game versus the Jags since 2006.

    B/S - Texans special teams burned on a fake punt.
     
  17. brakos82

    brakos82 Hall of Fame

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    Sell.... fake FG.

    B/S - Matt Schaub gets a bad picture taken again.
     
  18. drewmar74

    drewmar74 disgruntled

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    Buy - that's every week

    B/S - Schaub tosses another pick six
     
  19. Texas T

    Texas T Hall of Fame

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    Sell-but he'll have another pick

    B/S-MJD is unstoppable at the end of the 4th (visions of last year)?
     
  20. Corrosion

    Corrosion Idealist

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    Buy , this defense couldnt stop a a Jr high team.



    Buy/Sell - The platoon situation at MLB turns into a cluster**** .... leading to a penalty and a blown defensive call or two :smiliepalm:
     

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