Bulman strikes with a bad nick name for JJ Watt

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  1. TexansBull

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    And "cause he's white".
    And he's from Wisconsin (a dairy state).
    And apparently, Watt really likes it.

    And I love milk.
    [​IMG]
     
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    I can't help but think back on Scottie Pippen's remark to Karl Malone regarding postal employees with some amount of dismay.
     
  4. beast80

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    Sounds like a ripoff of Karl "the Mailman" Malone.
     
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    I actually like it. Not every nickname needs to strike fear into the hearts of their opponents (a la "Porkchop").

    As a QB I would find it normal for a guy to stare at me and say "The bull is coming!" That would almost be tuned out I would expect. But for a guy to stare at you and say "The milkman is about to deliver!" I think would be so funny the QB would have a hard time focussing.
     
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    How far back in history does he have to go with this one? Seriously, milk men are from my grandparent's generation, like 80 years ago!
     
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    I go through like 2 gallons a week, BY MYSELF! Love milk, it's great with almost everything. Used for cooking, great with cereal...and cookies, duh. PB&J and a nice cold glass of milk...yum yum!
     
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    I just say stick with his last name, but say it the way Dave Chappelle did in the :'il John sketch.

    Watt?!
     


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    Props to @Northside_Mike for the above image.
     
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    Have fun with those kidney stones. :lol:
     
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    This just in - The Texans have demonstrated depth and a next man up attitude when it comes yet another critical area - coming up with bad nicknames:

     
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    Thread in need of a title change it appears.
     
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    I drink a gallon every other day.
     
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    Am I the only one who likes it?
     
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    I thought Watt delivered pizza.

    :kitten:
     
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    I was thinking "pizza man", too! Just something more relevant to the times.
     
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    Why can't he be called Power Wattage and then have like electricity sound go through the stadium when he gets a sack, pass defended, or INT? That would be freaking awesome!
     
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    How about we call him Chernobyl? He's got all the watts of power and is ready to explode!


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    I liked Country Hulk.
     
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    Hell, we should name him Juggernaut!

    [​IMG]

    Maybe a combo of flame and electricity!
     
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