Breaking News!!!

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  1. SteveSlaton20

    SteveSlaton20 All Pro

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    The Texans are going with a new offense!

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    The Wishbone! Only a few changes, Andre Johnson to QB, Derrick Ward, James Casey, and Lawrence Vickers for the middle spot, and Foster and Tate can switch spots. Same offense line. Same TE's.




    Or we could just go with Sage Rosenfels.
     
  2. welsh texan

    welsh texan Lest we forget

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    Fair play, you've had a shocker there mate. :foottap:
     
  3. badboy

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    I think you have a wishbone caught in your throat blocking oxygen to brain.
     
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  4. SteveSlaton20

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    someone needs a chill pill.
     
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    SS20, you were not serious about taking your Hall of Fame WR out of the equation & put him at QB? The CBs and safeties would play up on the tightends because they cannot go deep.
     
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    Why not? Apparently there's no playcall to get him the ball anyway.....

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    Take all day to make that drawing??? :lol:
     


  9. badboy

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    It was well established that this would be a rushing rather than a passing game. AJ's first game back I didn't expect much from him. I do understand your frustration.
     
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    JDizzle I'm a dude

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    LMAO and that is why you get a dog bigger than a volley ball.
     
  14. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    SteveSlaton20....

    There is humor (see the multiple examples provided thus far in response to your thread) and then there's borderline *********gery.

    I tried something like this about 10 or 11 years ago when I first posted here. I started a thread that said the Texans, in a publicity stunt, were going to have Yao Ming play TE in one game at Reliant.

    I got responses, none of which were very complimentary of my efforts. And now, all these years later, as I read your "Breaking News!" thread...I see why.

    You did sucker me, though. I fell for it. :cow:
     
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    Thats the genius of the wishbone offense though. No passing. Just creative running plays so it really doesnt matter what the CBs do.
     
  17. DocBar

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    I really wrestled with the neg rep on this one. Slaton posters seem to be as bad as Slaton runners. Go be a Dolphin fan or something. At least they have no hope this season and might find this mildly amusing.
     
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    Breaking news ?


    I just took a Bud wiped my Innigan with my Johnson paper .... flushed it twice cause its a long way to Hasselbeckville.


    :tiphat:
     
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    Not really, but this thread is utter BS and the OP should die a horrible rep death.
     

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