Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God showed him around. They came to a little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours forever, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special indeed, and approached his house. On his way up the porch, he saw another house up the street. It was a 3-story mansion w/a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole w/a huge Patriot logo flag, and in every window, a Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records and I even went to the Hall of Fame. "God said "What's your point Peyton?" "Well why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, thats not Tom's house, its mine."