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  1. ASidd_1990

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    This has been the longest offseason I can remember, can we start the season already!!!

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  2. ChampionTexan

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    Uhm - I'm thinking no?
     
  3. ASidd_1990

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    :fans:

    Leggo!!!!!!!!!!

    I wanna see some of this right now! :swatter:
     
  4. ChampionTexan

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    Here ya go!
    :swatter::swatter::swatter::swatter::swatter:
     
  5. ASidd_1990

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    It's not the same! SMH....unreal.

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  6. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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  7. ASidd_1990

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    Who you callin a cockroach!!!!!??

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  8. DBCooper

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    Lol, now that's funny!
     


  9. ASidd_1990

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    Texas tatted on my arm, got Houston on my back
    ‘Cause I love the city I’m from, hands up if you feel that
    I ball hard like a Texan, every Sunday catch me wreckin’
    ?, code name Boss because you can’t catch him
    And they catch them bops like Dre do

    Ball hard like I play too, run that back like Jay do

    Bet a couple ? and we play you

    We came to win, can’t take a loss

    Ain’t **** ‘bout that H South,

    Team strong we’ll break ‘em off, lay ‘em down then rake ‘em out

    Car roof like ?, when the sun’s out I drop the top

    H-Town we shinin’ red white and blue in that lot

    See you boys in the playoffs, bet you this year we on top

    And if you from that H like me, you already know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout
     
  10. ASidd_1990

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    I’m from that HOU TEX, non-believers get put to the death

    Then hard times, we get put to the test, but dedication turn the last to the best

    Stop complainin’ just a little bit less and start to quest on the road to success

    We got now and we got next, say it loud with some bass in your chest

    Haters hate but now they on jock like Joseph and Queen the corners on lock

    [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/houston-lyrics-slim-thug.html ]

    I come through the line like Brian Kush and then I can’t be blocked like JJ Watt

    Now we on top, no more middle, like Super Mario I’m a hard hitter

    Can’t be stopped, don’t be bitter, never give up ‘cause I’m a go getter

    In the groupie and I wade through you, she like Torro and the whole crew

    In battle red or liberty white out, I might come out in the deep still blue

    I thought boys knew, don’t be surprised, tell them boys about Texas pride

    We ride for each other when we on the otherside and if you aint ?
     
  11. ASidd_1990

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    Hold up

    If you ain’t from Texas, you didn’t get the message

    Let me give you boys a quick lesson then

    I swore to God to be fresh to death, I didn’t die so time to get fresh again

    You know the H what I’m reppin’ and it’s like 35% Mexican

    And that’s so ironic (why?)

    Every cup is like 35% beverage and 65% medicine

    Plenty ? for thick specimens

    A million fine and bad yela’s and that’s like 22% lesbian

    And in my zone what you steppin’ in, then I bet my fist is gone check a chin

    ‘Cause that trill in Bun, and that trill is Pimp, and that trill is somethin’ y’all never been

    Hit your woman and let her in to my vehicle that I never tint

    That brain got to be official baby, no artificial intelligence

    I’m runnin in it like Andre, if y’all ain’t from Houston I ain’t convinced

    ‘Cause y’all touch down in our city once and been rappin’ like you are ever since
     
  12. ASidd_1990

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    H-O-U-S-T-O-N [?]
    Touchdown after touchdown we gon win it
    Runnin over everybody that get in the way, we started it so we gon end it
    24/7 We keep it real on field the other team they aint spin it
    Drop the top like [?] do
    I'm like a running back whenever I slide through
    You say Texas aint ready you lyin fool
    And we gon win the superbowl without trying too
    Yeah you goddamn right we in the playoffs
    Give you haters time to take a day off
    They said we wasnt gonna make it they was way off
    You better get out of town and stay out
    We gon win this week next week and the week after that
    Still winnin we dont plan to leave
    [?] Can catch anything but a damn disease
    Represent like ZRo, represent like slim thug, represent like Paul Wall
    If you run up in the stadium [?] I better see all y'all
     
  13. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Short bus?
     
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    Purple Haze
     
  15. TexansSeminole

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    What in the......:backsout:
     
  16. ASidd_1990

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    Dipset!
     
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    WARRIORS!!!!!! Come out and playyyyyyyy!!!!!!
     
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    Someone is "jonesin'" for some football.
     
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  20. CloakNNNdagger

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    Sounds like you may need to make some major adjustments to that ratio.:tiphat:
     

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