Bills Johnson blames God for Incomplete Pass

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  1. Koolaid Time

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    Drop the game winning pass, and he blames God.


    From his Twitter Page

    I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO... about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by 100+ people

    http://twitter.com/StevieJohnson13/status/9006757670031360
     
  2. Ryan

    Ryan THIS YEAR

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    I really feel for the guy...i think he's gonna be a special player one day if he can recover from this.
     
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    A fine example of when not to tweet.
     
  4. GP

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    Ewwwww....that's just gross.

    It's not God's fault. He's frying bigger fish than that.
     
  5. Double Barrel

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    I felt bad for the guy when I saw the highlights of the game...until I read this. Dude just needs to man up and own his fail.
     
  6. Ole Miss Texan

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    I'm pretty sure he's being facetious. At least I hope so. Probably going to get some complaints and he'll issue an apology.
     
  7. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Maybe so. Maybe he was just joking. Another FAIL if it was indeed just a joke.

    People can't read intentions, and tweeting doesn't give a person room to explain in greater detail. Fail version 2.0, IMO
     
  8. Kaiser Toro

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    Another theater of the War on Christmas....
     
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    I wonder what God will fine him for these comments?
     
  10. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder COOL BEANS!

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    He's already on the Bills, I think that says a lot about how much god cares about him...
     
  11. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    You know what would be rich?

    If someone could tweet under the handle of "God" and reply to his tweets.

    "That's right, Stevie. I pwn you. Burn a heifer, say 3 hail mary's, and maybe Santa will bring you a present this year."

    A guy could have a field day with that. I nominate b0ng and dutchrudder.
     
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  12. BullNation4Life

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    Who says he was talking about GOD, maybe JoBu let him down...

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  13. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder COOL BEANS!

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    I'm working on it...

    Feel free to offer up suggestions for what to say from GOD_____
     
  14. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder COOL BEANS!

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    I started off with an easy one: "Sorry Stevie, but you're going to have to sacrifice a lot more goats to make me a Bills fan."

    My profile is pretty awesome too: https://twitter.com/#!/GOD_______
     
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    How about "You are such a cry baby! You remind me of Jonah. Hey Gabriel, what did I do with that big fish?"

    OR "Wait until next game."
     
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  16. The1ApplePie

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    I still want a player to thank Satan after a game. Just one time
     
  17. drs23

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    That's funny right there, rep.

    I'd go with the Jonah thing from badboy too. That's funny stuff!!!
     
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    That's funny too badboy. Pretty quick.
     
  19. Esoom

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    Players are always giving God credit when something good happens to them. It's about time somebody called God out for a negative play.
     
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  20. TEXANRED

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    Yeah, doesn't he know God hates Houston? The weather, the sports teams, Bud Adams.......
     

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