Biggest mistake in Texans history???

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  1. Ole Miss Texan

    Ole Miss Texan Hall of Fame

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    I've seen some wild and outlandish posts on here recently. So as long as we're making stuff up left and right, let's at least have some fun with our "spin meters" and come up with some stuff.

    Enter: Andre Johnson = Biggest mistake in history and needs to be cut ASAP.

    The guy is completely overhyped and really not that good. What's been the biggest constant with this organization? Andre... he's been here the longest and never taken us to the postseason. What kind of star is that? Terrible draft pick and we wasted the #3 overall pick on this chump.

    He's played in a total of 113 games for the Texans and have a 46-67 record during those games. That's a 40% winning percentage. BUST

    There have been 73 games where he hasn't scored a single TD. Our "best" player? yea right! How can your "best" player not score in 65% of the games he plays in? BUST

    He's had 54 games where he hasn't gained over 70 yards receiving, that's 48% of his games. Best WR in the entire league? I think not. BUST

    So he's not that great at receiving... he must help out rushing the ball too huh? Nope. 22 career carries for a whopping 46 rushing yards. That's a 2.1 yards per carry average... and guess what? NO TDs! BUST

    Outside of being completely unproductive in a lot of games where he disappears (much like Mario!) let's look at him as a person, a "leader", what kind of guy he is. Well he went to THE U (Miami) so he's gotta be a thug. Uhh yup - perfectly evidenced by last years penalty when he drug cortland finnegan to the ground by the facemask. That's awful. Thug. And he doesn't like that guy at all who's one of the better CBs in the league. He just gets tired that finnegan shuts him down all the time and resorts to fighting. finnegan had perfectly legal blocks on Andre all during the titans game 2 weeks ago, the refs were watching finny and never called a flag. Andre gets upset and resorts to fighting. Punching an innocent helmetless player 3 times. Gets ejected from the game. He's lucky we have a quality defense and other players on our team to pull off that victory shutout because Dre was of NO help whatsoever. BUST

    He's really quiet, doesn't yell or get his teammates fired up, so he must not care at all about the game or playing. And that also means he's not a leader. He must just be playing the game for money. BUST

    The guy is an obvious cancer to this team and needs to be cut ASAP. He must be friends with Kubiak and McNair because they havn't done it yet. Another example of how Kubes and McNair are too loyal!!

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  2. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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  3. wagonhed

    wagonhed Team Gruden

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    Yep. This team just needs to get rid of all its current and former pro-bowlers. They are bringing everyone else down. Fix that problem, starting with AJ, and Kubiak/Bush will lead us to a superbowl in 2011.
     
  4. ArlingtonTexan

    ArlingtonTexan Moderator Staff Member

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    You someone is not going to get the "joke"
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    By far the best post of the day! Thanks, for I was in need of a laugh today!
     
  6. Surreal McCoy

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    In one post you've summed up the entirety of this board. +2
     
  7. HJam72

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    With our secondary woes, we should just trade him for Finnegan.

    Here's to anyone stupid enough to think I'm serious. :bravo:
     
  8. 97roc

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    In other words... you don't believe in Santa either.

    Maybe not cut AJ, but trade him and a second round pick for Kolb and keep Schaub as the backup!
     


  9. Mari-OWNED!

    Mari-OWNED! Bucco Bruce

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    We could have drafted Troy Polamalu!
     
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  11. ObsiWan

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    Classic sarcasm. Repped.

    although, to go from the ridiculous to the absurd, I submit that cutting HWWNBN was the biggest mistake in Texans history. It's obvious he was just about to come into his own.
    :sarcasm:
     
  12. Norg

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    no joke if we can get something i think we should shop around mario hes like chris henry looks like tarzan plays like jane
     

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